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Parenthood made me love my life again (whok)
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed pea-brained alpha All I do in my free time now is chase a screaming gremlin around, making sure she doesn't die or burn the house down.
Bonuses: I get even less sleep than before, my wallet is lighter, and the best part is the nonstop crying and whining, that's what really makes my days shine.
Finally, a reason to get up in the morning and luv life! |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road 1. She pretty much never cries except if you try to put her in the pram or that baby backpack 2. She is beautiful and always smiling 3. She is what makes me strive to be better |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Beady-eyed pea-brained alpha Sounds like a noble line to parrot, 180.
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:05 AM Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road Bro my daughter is probably the happiest infant to ever exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400084) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: Beady-eyed pea-brained alpha If she never cries, that's actually concerning. Could be autism, or she just inherited your emotional range. Get her checked. And get yourself checked if this story's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400095) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:44 AM Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road Yes it's concerning that she's always smiling and enjoying herself and not crying like a little baby nigger nonstop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400096) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:49 AM Author: Beady-eyed pea-brained alpha Son, all babies cry, except the ones who already hear their dad whining 24/7. She probably doesn't want to compete.
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:28 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I have 4 kids. Really only the first 2ish years are hard. Even at 3 it’s get really easy. A 3yo is potty trained and only wears a diaper at night. You drop them at daycare and the rest of the day is on autopilot. All they want is screen time or a kids podcast or a story from you. It’s less work than a retarded dog. They do less damage to the house and furniture than the dog. I really hate my dog. We also have an annoying cat and a rabbit and a bunch of fish. The kids are more work than the fish and it’s even money whether the cat is more work or the kids. Also, helps that I’m rich and we have a nanny…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400086) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:36 AM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) lol @ giving your kid screen time before they’re 15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400091) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:40 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . TBF they only get the most violent 80s and 90s cartoons like I did growing up. Big fan of Exosquad (1993) as it teaches the value of a genocide done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400094) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road Who are you that you have 4 niglets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400093) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . Just a loyal servant of the Golden throne. Haven’t you ever read “My Desire to Produce Children With You is Only Eclipsed by my Love For Him on Earth” (an actual fictional novel within a novel worked into some Warhammer books). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400097) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:34 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . Jews have this song about inviting a dinosaur to Shabbat dinner and we took my kids to the Bronx zoo last time we were in the City and they have this dinosaur exhibit thing with animotronic dinosaurs and my smallest two ran around inviting the robot dinosaurs to Shabbat dinner. It was very cute but then we had a long discussion about the price of brisket and why daddy can’t afford for feed three dozen two ton dinosaurs. Got to train them on the Jew math early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2Reputation#49400090) |