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What is the cheapest way to get drunk besides liquor?

I just bought a 6 pack of Keystone Light tallboys for $4.99....
Candy Ride
  10/19/25
Cheap $5 red wine
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  10/19/25
Used to be mouth wash, but then they started adding ethanol ...
habeas penem
  10/19/25
People detoxing in the hospital have been known to steal han...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  10/19/25
Yeah I saw an episode of that “Intervention” sho...
'''''"''''
  10/19/25
Isn’t ethanol the alcohol you normally drink?
Snigglex
  10/19/25
The stuff you drink is ethyl alcohol which may or may not be...
'''''"''''
  10/19/25
plonk is a box is typically the cheapest per standard unit o...
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  10/19/25
in the ass is the obvious answer. alcohol enemas
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  10/19/25
180. Boofing it is always the answer
Fucking Fuckface
  10/19/25
(Doobs)
Doordasher
  10/19/25
why would this be a relevant analysis
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  10/19/25
box wine or hand sanitizer
i gave my cousin head
  10/19/25
fortified wine has been the answer for like 400 years now. A...
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  10/19/25
Here we go! It was the English who did the math. They discov...
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  10/19/25
Contract this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_sy...
Snigglex
  10/19/25
steel reserve is hard to argue with
hank_scorpio
  10/19/25
I used to have an after-school jerb at a place where homeles...
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  10/19/25
when I was in high school we had to drive about 30 minutes t...
hank_scorpio
  10/19/25
I've never tasted it. I always understood it to be something...
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  10/19/25


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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

I just bought a 6 pack of Keystone Light tallboys for $4.99. I assume 40s are cheaper but that is too gross for me.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Cheap $5 red wine

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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: habeas penem

Used to be mouth wash, but then they started adding ethanol to it to "poison" the winos who would swig it in the grocery aisle.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


People detoxing in the hospital have been known to steal hand santizer from the nurses' station and drink it.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: '''''"''''

Yeah I saw an episode of that “Intervention” show where a guy drank like 2 large bottles of purell a day.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Snigglex

Isn’t ethanol the alcohol you normally drink?

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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: '''''"''''

The stuff you drink is ethyl alcohol which may or may not be the same thing as ethanol.

I thought isopropyl was the poison they added for bums.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


plonk is a box is typically the cheapest per standard unit of alcohol.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

in the ass is the obvious answer. alcohol enemas

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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

180. Boofing it is always the answer

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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Doordasher

(Doobs)

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


why would this be a relevant analysis

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

box wine or hand sanitizer

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


fortified wine has been the answer for like 400 years now. Also the most prestigious if you drink pure cognac

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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Here we go! It was the English who did the math. They discovered that you could make the world's shittiest, cheapest wine drinkable AND enhance its intoxicating effects at the same time:

"In 1678, a Liverpool wine merchant sent two new representatives to Viana do Castelo, north of Oporto, to learn the wine trade. While on a vacation in the Douro, the two gentlemen visited the Abbot of Lamego, who treated them to a "very agreeable, sweetish and extremely smooth" wine, which had been fortified with a distilled spirit. The two Englishmen were so pleased with the product that they purchased the abbot's entire lot and shipped it home.[30]

Port became very popular in England after the Methuen Treaty of 1703, when merchants were permitted to import it at a low duty, while war with France deprived English wine drinkers of French wine. British importers could be credited for recognising that a smooth, already fortified wine that would appeal to English palates would survive the trip to London."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_wine

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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Snigglex

Contract this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome

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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

steel reserve is hard to argue with

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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I used to have an after-school jerb at a place where homeless alkies would congregate and drink in the parking lot at night. If we weren't able to chase them away we had to clean up the empty bottles, so I can say with some confidence that Boone's Farm and Seagram's gin (aka "bumpyface" because of the texture of the glass) far outnumbered any kind of beer. I'm not sure we really saw beer at all. I remember when we were getting 40oz bottles of King Cobra for 2.50, a bottle of Boone's Farm cost the same price and had nearly double the ABV. It was also ubiquitous and late night ghetto liquor stores where beer selection was a crapshoot

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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

when I was in high school we had to drive about 30 minutes to get to the nearest liquor store so the general challenge for any passenger was to down a bottle of boone's farm before you got home

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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I've never tasted it. I always understood it to be something that ONLY the most piss poor homeless bums ever drank. Malt liquor was a hoodrat thing, but not a homeless thing like that fortified wine

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