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Watched a trial where the defendant kept putting on this huge coat

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lime hissy fit

Sat right behind the defense table. Judge let everyone take a quick bathroom break and the lawyers walked out. The defendant (normal looking skinny black dude in a white collar button down) asked the bailiff “hey mind if I grab my jacket? it’s a little cold” and bailiff said sure.

Defendant grabs the BIGGEST fur pimp coat I’ve ever seen and puts it on and sits back down. The coat was 2-3x his body size. Everyone comes back in and judge is about to call the jury back in and his lawyer turns around like “whoa man you gotta take that coat off theyre gonna think that looks real bad” and they struggle a little and the coat drops down in the crease of the chair right before the first juror stepped through the door. Lawyer looked relieved.

Then every time the lawyer turned around for the rest of the trial, defendant had slipped the coat back on and lawyer would freak out again and make him take it off. They did this 6 or 7 times. At the end defendant was acquitted on all charges and he stood up and put his jacket on and just walked out

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: topaz garrison

And the name of that defendant? Albert Einstein

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lime hissy fit



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Bistre trailer park

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: frum halford locus



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling bbw coffee pot



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Glittery orchestra pit alpha

Grok, is this true?

Yes. Is there anything else I can help with?

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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lime hissy fit

Cr 100%. Everyone as the courthouse was sharing memes about it

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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lascivious meetinghouse



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Plum balding tanning salon



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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: White mischievous degenerate

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