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Watched a trial where the defendant kept putting on this huge coat
| Cerebral Mad-dog Skullcap | 11/17/25 |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: Cerebral Mad-dog Skullcap Sat right behind the defense table. Judge let everyone take a quick bathroom break and the lawyers walked out. The defendant (normal looking skinny black dude in a white collar button down) asked the bailiff “hey mind if I grab my jacket? it’s a little cold” and bailiff said sure.
Defendant grabs the BIGGEST fur pimp coat I’ve ever seen and puts it on and sits back down. The coat was 2-3x his body size. Everyone comes back in and judge is about to call the jury back in and his lawyer turns around like “whoa man you gotta take that coat off theyre gonna think that looks real bad” and they struggle a little and the coat drops down in the crease of the chair right before the first juror stepped through the door. Lawyer looked relieved.
Then every time the lawyer turned around for the rest of the trial, defendant had slipped the coat back on and lawyer would freak out again and make him take it off. They did this 6 or 7 times. At the end defendant was acquitted on all charges and he stood up and put his jacket on and just walked out |
Date: November 17th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: twinkling whorehouse multi-billionaire And the name of that defendant? Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49438627) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Cerebral Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49438665) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Cracking Crimson Death Wish 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49438696) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: buff curious scourge upon the earth site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49438702) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Primrose preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49439020) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Cowardly Violent Weed Whacker Cumskin Grok, is this true? Yes. Is there anything else I can help with? |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Cerebral Mad-dog Skullcap Cr 100%. Everyone as the courthouse was sharing memes about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49439015) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: histrionic space partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49439018) |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Carnelian useless immigrant garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49438928) |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: exhilarant overrated black woman 180 lawyering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799278&forum_id=2id.#49440195) |