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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Odious chartreuse library toilet seat
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Contagious dun trust fund parlour
  11/29/25
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Arrogant out-of-control hell
  11/29/25
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Contagious dun trust fund parlour
  11/29/25
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Cobalt offensive business firm immigrant
  11/29/25
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Contagious dun trust fund parlour
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Aphrodisiac school cafeteria hunting ground
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Odious chartreuse library toilet seat
  11/29/25
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Arrogant out-of-control hell
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
stubborn point
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Odious chartreuse library toilet seat
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
stubborn point
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
geriatric rigor
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Disrespectful territorial puppy set
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Exhilarant base
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Odious chartreuse library toilet seat
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Twinkling cracking black woman
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Impertinent fighting crackhouse stain
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Twinkling cracking black woman
  11/29/25
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stubborn point
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Histrionic elastic band senate
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Aphrodisiac school cafeteria hunting ground
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
passionate spot jewess
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Aphrodisiac school cafeteria hunting ground
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Motley hilarious associate
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Floppy flickering marketing idea
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Lascivious Pontificating Mental Disorder Haunted Graveyard
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Galvanic tank
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Odious chartreuse library toilet seat

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Contagious dun trust fund parlour

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Arrogant out-of-control hell



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Contagious dun trust fund parlour



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Cobalt offensive business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Contagious dun trust fund parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac school cafeteria hunting ground

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Odious chartreuse library toilet seat

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Arrogant out-of-control hell



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: stubborn point

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Odious chartreuse library toilet seat

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: stubborn point

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: geriatric rigor

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful territorial puppy set

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant base

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Odious chartreuse library toilet seat

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Twinkling cracking black woman

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Impertinent fighting crackhouse stain

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Twinkling cracking black woman

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: stubborn point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Histrionic elastic band senate

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac school cafeteria hunting ground

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: passionate spot jewess

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac school cafeteria hunting ground

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Motley hilarious associate

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Floppy flickering marketing idea

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Pontificating Mental Disorder Haunted Graveyard

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Galvanic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490766)