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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Shaky aromatic base haunted graveyard
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask
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i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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arousing spruce prole water buffalo
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
cerise adulterous public bath
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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cerise adulterous public bath
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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navy depressive
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Chrome Mother
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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fragrant metal piazza jap
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wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Buff passionate den
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
bateful sandwich pistol
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Buff passionate den
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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lmfao
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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sprinted here
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
stirring french chef
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic base haunted graveyard

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic base haunted graveyard

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: arousing spruce prole water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: hairraiser costumed hospital macaca

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: cerise adulterous public bath

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cerise adulterous public bath

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Beta Roommate Address

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: clutch catchphrase



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Thriller Overrated Voyeur

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: navy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: fragrant metal piazza jap

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Chrome Mother

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Chrome Mother

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fragrant metal piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Buff passionate den

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: bateful sandwich pistol

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Buff passionate den

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt old irish cottage

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: sooty very tactful giraffe

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Twisted magical boiling water dragon

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: dashing station

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Brass Slimy State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Darn tootin (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Paralegal Jahangir

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Odious Disrespectful Sanctuary Kitty

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Citrine center

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: stirring french chef

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Laughsome nudist theater stage

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring digit ratio boistinker

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: titillating learning disabled international law enforcement agency feces

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Brass Slimy State

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Sienna mewling senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: abnormal curious locus cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic base haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: navy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: stirring french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible mad-dog skullcap

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal incel pocket flask

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ,;;,

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Puta Judia

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49424851)