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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/08/25
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Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Rose contagious dopamine travel guidebook
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
irate giraffe
  12/12/25
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Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping
  12/17/25
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tantric sound barrier people who are hurt
  12/17/25
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Big Gay Native Sandwich
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
cream church building
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
cream church building
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Green Ape Newt
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
maroon sanctuary mad cow disease
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/18/25
lol
Bipolar avocado useless brakes
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
maroon sanctuary mad cow disease
  12/17/25
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Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
underhanded trip parlour
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Bipolar avocado useless brakes
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
underhanded trip parlour
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
poppy alcoholic library
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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Topaz Irradiated State Personal Credit Line
  12/17/25
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provocative deer antler house
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Jade jewess
  12/17/25
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Orange violent incel
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life
  12/17/25
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Cowardly motley mediation parlor
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
erotic old irish cottage church
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
seedy corner mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
poppy alcoholic library
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
seedy corner mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
poppy alcoholic library
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
seedy corner mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Sooty forum patrolman
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
underhanded trip parlour
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
erotic old irish cottage church
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
underhanded trip parlour
  12/17/25
...
Sooty forum patrolman
  12/17/25
I am not!
erotic old irish cottage church
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
electric center
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Rose contagious dopamine travel guidebook

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: irate giraffe

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: tantric sound barrier people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Big Gay Native Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cream church building

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: cream church building

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Green Ape Newt

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: maroon sanctuary mad cow disease

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bipolar avocado useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: maroon sanctuary mad cow disease

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: underhanded trip parlour

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bipolar avocado useless brakes

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: underhanded trip parlour

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Garnet fiercely-loyal property gaping

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: poppy alcoholic library

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairless headpube brunch

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Topaz Irradiated State Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: provocative deer antler house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Jade jewess

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Orange violent incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded business firm goal in life

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cowardly motley mediation parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: erotic old irish cottage church

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: seedy corner mad-dog skullcap

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: poppy alcoholic library

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: seedy corner mad-dog skullcap

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: poppy alcoholic library

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: seedy corner mad-dog skullcap

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Sooty forum patrolman

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: underhanded trip parlour

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: erotic old irish cottage church

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: underhanded trip parlour

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Sooty forum patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: erotic old irish cottage church

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: electric center

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518198)