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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| violent whorehouse giraffe | 04/24/26 |
| appetizing dog poop | 04/24/26 |
| ruddy frozen trailer park mad-dog skullcap | 04/25/26 |
| judgmental boiling water | 04/24/26 |
| Galvanic Bistre Den Boistinker | 04/24/26 |
| violent whorehouse giraffe | 04/24/26 |
| judgmental boiling water | 04/24/26 |
| Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Stag Film | 04/25/26 |
| Soul-stirring parlour | 04/24/26 |
| appetizing dog poop | 04/24/26 |
| Iridescent dashing institution degenerate | 04/24/26 |
| violent whorehouse giraffe | 04/24/26 |
| Soul-stirring parlour | 04/25/26 |
| Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Stag Film | 04/25/26 |
| useless overrated toaster coffee pot | 04/24/26 |
| laughsome bat shit crazy elastic band native | 04/24/26 |
| Dull mentally impaired area filthpig | 04/25/26 |
| titillating cruel-hearted field regret | 04/25/26 |
| green shaky athletic conference electric furnace | 04/24/26 |
| floppy jew ticket booth | 04/24/26 |
| aphrodisiac brunch ladyboy | 04/25/26 |
| violent whorehouse giraffe | 04/25/26 |
| ruddy frozen trailer park mad-dog skullcap | 04/25/26 |
| judgmental boiling water | 04/25/26 |
| ruddy frozen trailer park mad-dog skullcap | 04/25/26 |
| violent whorehouse giraffe | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: violent whorehouse giraffe We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: appetizing dog poop My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: ruddy frozen trailer park mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: judgmental boiling water buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Galvanic Bistre Den Boistinker I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: violent whorehouse giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: judgmental boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Soul-stirring parlour I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: appetizing dog poop That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Iridescent dashing institution degenerate be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: violent whorehouse giraffe Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: Soul-stirring parlour When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: useless overrated toaster coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: laughsome bat shit crazy elastic band native Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: Dull mentally impaired area filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: titillating cruel-hearted field regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: green shaky athletic conference electric furnace He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: floppy jew ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: aphrodisiac brunch ladyboy Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: violent whorehouse giraffe We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: ruddy frozen trailer park mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: judgmental boiling water absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: ruddy frozen trailer park mad-dog skullcap how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: violent whorehouse giraffe Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2id.#49841560) |