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Simplest explanation for Shroud of Turin (occam's razor): Jesus emitted sunrays

When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunli...
Trip Clear Hominid Box Office
  08/23/24
I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the su...
Razzmatazz business firm trump supporter
  11/11/24
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sexy peach church
  11/11/24
couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty?
180 mother
  08/23/24
Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out in...
Trip Clear Hominid Box Office
  08/23/24
IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyram...
Stimulating burgundy cumskin quadroon
  08/23/24
I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would ne...
Trip Clear Hominid Box Office
  08/23/24
Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is complete...
Adventurous aqua plaza elastic band
  11/11/24
BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually ...
Adventurous aqua plaza elastic band
  11/11/24
The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousan...
Trip Clear Hominid Box Office
  11/11/24
Jesus loves you and is the son of God.
Ruddy sickened death wish
  08/23/24
great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt
Floppy autistic newt
  08/27/24
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exhilarant piazza
  08/27/24
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Stimulating burgundy cumskin quadroon
  08/27/24
jesus wants me for a sunbeam
supple stock car gunner
  11/11/24
if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the rea...
Shaky background story
  11/11/24
Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the b...
racy lilac potus
  11/11/24
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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Trip Clear Hominid Box Office

When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunlight) shot out of His body and left this kind of burn-mark in His image in the cloth.

Every other explanation requires all sorts of logical contortions and baseless assumptions. The above listed explanation only requires you to believe that Jesus emitted these photons after He died. Even if you think that's a baseless assumption, it's still the ONLY assumption my theory requires. Occam's razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48000020)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz business firm trump supporter

I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the sun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48323057)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:35 PM
Author: sexy peach church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48324043)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: 180 mother

couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48000025)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Trip Clear Hominid Box Office

Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out into the surrounding fabric and give us a much blurrier image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48001076)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Stimulating burgundy cumskin quadroon

IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyramids are always liberal artists who don’t know wtf they’re talking about. An Engineer could come up with all sorts of shit we haven’t heard about. You could probably re-create the shroud of Turin by using some Herb or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48001101)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Trip Clear Hominid Box Office

I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would never occur to me to use actual 1,400 year old cloth 700 years before we had the technology to determine the age of cloth.

Also, there was no way for a buyer to know how old a piece of cloth was cira 1350 AD. There was simply no society on earth that kept continuous track of time between 0AD and 1350. It would have been pure dumb luck that this forgery artist snagged a piece of cloth that was exactly the right age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48001110)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: Adventurous aqua plaza elastic band

Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is completely conceivable that some Middle Age opportunists located some AUTHENTIC AD 0 cloth when raping and pillaging their way across the holy land and used it to fake the Shroud of Turin and straight DEFRAUD some wealthy gilded era venician merchants.

It could have been taken from a tomb with a date on it. Or used to wrap up some relics in a monastery and closely tracked across ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48323045)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: Adventurous aqua plaza elastic band

BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually believe the shroud is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48324030)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Trip Clear Hominid Box Office

The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousand years after the cloth was made. Who was keeping tabs on anything for a 1000 years continuously anywhere in the world?

Grave robbery might make sense if there's an actual inscription you can read that gives the actual accurate date of the burial. But why bother? The Pope wasn't doing radiocarbon dating back then. Why wouldn't crusaders just use any old linen to make the entire thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48324346)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: Ruddy sickened death wish

Jesus loves you and is the son of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48001113)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: Floppy autistic newt

great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48013119)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48013152)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Stimulating burgundy cumskin quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48013181)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: supple stock car gunner

jesus wants me for a sunbeam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48323063)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Shaky background story

if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the real antichrist and Elon Musk is his Head Demon of Lies and Evil. Elon Musk rearranged is, after all, Lone Skum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48323159)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: racy lilac potus

Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the back. Pretty good chance it's the real deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#48324097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2id.#49452530)