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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Purple meetinghouse
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Purple meetinghouse
  11/11/25
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apoplectic mediation
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
aqua nursing home
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Amber slimy stage
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Amber slimy stage
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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free-loading psychic
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
bateful potus
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
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adventurous plum rehab
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
wine wonderful university
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
green elastic band
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
green elastic band
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wine wonderful university
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Arrogant Turquoise Corner Legal Warrant
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
coral odious stage filthpig
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Arrogant Turquoise Corner Legal Warrant
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Shaky boyish reading party
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
chestnut very tactful national background story
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mustard internet-worthy lettuce
  11/12/25
lmfao
Razzmatazz pervert community account
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Cordovan stimulating senate
  11/11/25
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Shaky boyish reading party
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grizzly old irish cottage
  11/12/25
sprinted here
trip point
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mustard internet-worthy lettuce
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
medicated domesticated property
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
tp
grizzly old irish cottage
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
electric tantric locus
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
flirting magenta travel guidebook hunting ground
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
thriller principal's office
  11/11/25
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Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Passionate Impertinent Native Gaping
  11/11/25
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Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
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mustard internet-worthy lettuce
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
lavender vibrant kitty cat
  11/11/25
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free-loading psychic
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Pearl clown
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Purple meetinghouse
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adventurous plum rehab
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electric tantric locus
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  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Ultramarine Space
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Abusive Coiffed Indian Lodge
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
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  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Purple meetinghouse

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Purple meetinghouse

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: apoplectic mediation



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: aqua nursing home

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Amber slimy stage

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Amber slimy stage

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating location striped hyena

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: free-loading psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bateful potus

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: adventurous plum rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: wine wonderful university

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: green elastic band

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: green elastic band

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: wine wonderful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Arrogant Turquoise Corner Legal Warrant

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: coral odious stage filthpig

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Arrogant Turquoise Corner Legal Warrant

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Shaky boyish reading party

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: chestnut very tactful national background story

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy lettuce



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pervert community account

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Cordovan stimulating senate

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Shaky boyish reading party



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lavender vibrant kitty cat



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: grizzly old irish cottage



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: trip point

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: medicated domesticated property

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: grizzly old irish cottage

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: electric tantric locus

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: flirting magenta travel guidebook hunting ground

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: thriller principal's office

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Passionate Impertinent Native Gaping

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: mustard internet-worthy lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: lavender vibrant kitty cat

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: free-loading psychic



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Pearl clown



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Purple meetinghouse



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: adventurous plum rehab



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: electric tantric locus



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: stubborn supple bawdyhouse headpube



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Space

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Greedy Garrison

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Abusive Coiffed Indian Lodge

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: apoplectic mediation

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49424851)