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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Alcoholic codepig public bath
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
pearl heady alpha
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
glittery translucent ticket booth jew
  12/12/25
...
fishy floppy set
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
dark adventurous yarmulke
  12/12/25
easy
misunderstood violent mood
  12/12/25
lol ok man
fishy floppy set
  12/12/25
...
Saffron wild library
  12/12/25
...
Angry Multi-colored Abode Dopamine
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
drunken hominid
  12/12/25
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cracking volcanic crater
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
crawly concupiscible personal credit line
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Bright Lascivious Prole Puppy
  12/12/25
...
pearl heady alpha
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Alcoholic codepig public bath
  12/12/25
...
Cerise Motley Trailer Park
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
razzle laser beams
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Big amber area stain
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
drunken hominid
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Unholy shimmering death wish university
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
low-t state blood rage
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
drunken hominid
  12/12/25
tp.
Unholy shimmering death wish university
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
cream excitant kitchen selfie
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
low-t state blood rage
  12/12/25
who is that
cream excitant kitchen selfie
  12/12/25
...
Saffron wild library
  12/12/25
...
Saffron wild library
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Laughsome submissive bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Charcoal Senate Tattoo
  12/12/25
cr
fishy floppy set
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
dark adventurous yarmulke
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
vivacious voyeur cuckold
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
glittery translucent ticket booth jew
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
vivacious voyeur cuckold
  12/12/25
...
fishy floppy set
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Lime Property
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Copper juggernaut
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Mind-boggling Electric Furnace Haunted Graveyard
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic codepig public bath

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: pearl heady alpha

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: glittery translucent ticket booth jew

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: fishy floppy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: dark adventurous yarmulke

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: misunderstood violent mood

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: fishy floppy set

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Saffron wild library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Angry Multi-colored Abode Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: drunken hominid

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cracking volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: crawly concupiscible personal credit line

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bright Lascivious Prole Puppy

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: pearl heady alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic codepig public bath

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Cerise Motley Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: razzle laser beams

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Big amber area stain

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: drunken hominid

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Unholy shimmering death wish university

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: low-t state blood rage

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: drunken hominid

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Unholy shimmering death wish university

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cream excitant kitchen selfie

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: low-t state blood rage

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: cream excitant kitchen selfie

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Saffron wild library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Saffron wild library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome submissive bawdyhouse

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Charcoal Senate Tattoo

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: fishy floppy set

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: dark adventurous yarmulke

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: vivacious voyeur cuckold

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: glittery translucent ticket booth jew

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: vivacious voyeur cuckold

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: fishy floppy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Lime Property

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Copper juggernaut

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Electric Furnace Haunted Graveyard

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49506164)