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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: turquoise fragrant liquid oxygen It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: useless splenetic rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: purple crusty new version forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Orchid exhilarant parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Copper aphrodisiac gas station did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Dashing ticket booth boiling water "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Spectacular pearly boistinker (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: frum milky windowlicker toilet seat "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: onyx thriller station sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: bistre 180 area mood (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: turquoise fragrant liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: walnut native potus who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: turquoise fragrant liquid oxygen Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: walnut native potus whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: turquoise fragrant liquid oxygen CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Saffron stirring friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: racy unhinged multi-billionaire 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Bateful Opaque Den Travel Guidebook "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Saffron stirring friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Slap-happy volcanic crater gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49335487) |