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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Amethyst digit ratio

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Kink-friendly resort

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Splenetic very tactful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Twinkling irradiated psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Slippery Legal Warrant Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Pearl quadroon gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Amethyst digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Bistre Awkward Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: azure boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: azure boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: 180 chocolate stag film

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: azure boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Flirting Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Brilliant aromatic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious blue azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: sienna adventurous sex offender tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: frum submissive national security agency address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Racy glassy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Exciting duck-like incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Peach nofapping double fault stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Jet potus rehab

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Marvelous hairy legs patrolman

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Jet potus rehab

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Galvanic startled set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Vengeful faggotry headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Lemon curious twinkling uncleanness

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Histrionic location

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: contagious coiffed home corn cake

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Exciting duck-like incel

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Salmon institution selfie

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling jade stock car roast beef

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Fragrant Travel Guidebook Casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: excitant field

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: charcoal fiercely-loyal giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Impertinent hospital idiot

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: lime mischievous athletic conference brunch

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Saffron tanning salon

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Cream razzle-dazzle community account

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Kink-friendly resort

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: translucent big masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Marvelous hairy legs patrolman

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: burgundy insanely creepy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: swollen liquid oxygen step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Splenetic very tactful gaping

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Naked Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: unholy passionate philosopher-king chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Flirting Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: arousing cruise ship nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: translucent big masturbator

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: translucent big masturbator

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: nighttime public bath jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Thirsty startling whorehouse

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Saffron tanning salon

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: translucent big masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Wonderful doobsian tattoo faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: trip gas station rigor

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Pontificating Library Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Irate gaming laptop

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Wonderful doobsian tattoo faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Vengeful faggotry headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Saffron tanning salon

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Irate gaming laptop

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Dull theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Jet potus rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: bearded jet-lagged lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: supple nubile nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: gay hairraiser personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Racy glassy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: angry indigo fortuitous meteor space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: fuchsia chapel juggernaut

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Dull theater

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Vengeful faggotry headpube

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Dull theater

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Travel Guidebook Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: dun disrespectful affirmative action brethren

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Irate gaming laptop

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly resort

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Irate gaming laptop

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious heaven keepsake machete

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: appetizing office pisswyrm

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: sticky foreskin

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: nighttime public bath jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Vigorous parlor

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Vigorous parlor

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: swollen liquid oxygen step-uncle's house

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: tantric harsh market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Red Place Of Business

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Red Place Of Business

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Outnumbered Senate

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Naked Generalized Bond



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Bateful box office



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Flirting Locus



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: electric vermilion abode gay wizard

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: nighttime public bath jap

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: diverse plum yarmulke

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: smoky regret elastic band

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: diverse plum yarmulke

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: charismatic den

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: sticky foreskin



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Talented circlehead stage

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: charismatic den

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Cerise Feces



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Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Flushed soul-stirring dog poop ape

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Indecent Zippy International Law Enforcement Agency Wagecucks

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Author: boyish kitchen



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Violent messiness idea he suggested



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Wine becky



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: useless dark crotch

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: azure boistinker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Flirting Locus

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: dashing cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Wine becky



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Author: Amethyst digit ratio



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Flirting Locus



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Flirting Locus



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: azure boistinker



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Author: azure boistinker



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: stirring flickering center

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: azure boistinker

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Flirting Locus



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Twisted state

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#29407564)



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Author: Brindle Thriller Preventive Strike Menage

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: azure boistinker



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Author: Effete indian lodge



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: stirring flickering center



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: burgundy insanely creepy sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: gay hairraiser personal credit line

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#32401153)



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Author: cerebral plaza kitty



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: stirring flickering center



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Rusted school

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Author: comical crackhouse

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: hilarious sadistic range associate

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2id.#35288872)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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