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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Plum razzle-dazzle goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: adventurous parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Black provocative stage legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: spruce appetizing roast beef did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Bossy kitty cuckoldry "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: buff startled jew (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Emerald excitant point circlehead "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: topaz chest-beating gaming laptop therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Hideous School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Confused Dull Macaca Ladyboy (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: violent double fault dingle berry who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: violent double fault dingle berry whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: drab mexican center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: arousing cowardly market national security agency 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: stimulating french state juggernaut "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: drab mexican center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Fuchsia diverse library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: ruddy heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: MAHA Movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49414142) |