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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
hairraiser ratface
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Bateful Pit Cuck
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
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Hyperactive lodge pistol
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motley costumed sanctuary persian
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crimson irate roommate
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Underhanded Lay
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
flesh drunken legend
  12/23/25
180
Clear Boyish Mediation
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
Irradiated university
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
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geriatric know-it-all halford
  12/24/25
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Laughsome offensive den
  12/24/25
logical tbh
thriller cruise ship
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Odious Chad Theater Stage
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Odious Chad Theater Stage
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Floppy Theatre
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crimson irate roommate
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Snowy supple becky
  12/23/25
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swashbuckling forum
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/23/25
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swashbuckling forum
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
domesticated office
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swashbuckling forum
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
medicated orchestra pit macaca
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Talented crusty ticket booth mother
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
amethyst spectacular trailer park police squad
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
amethyst spectacular trailer park police squad
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
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submissive shitlib
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
amethyst spectacular trailer park police squad
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/25/25
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Territorial Indian Lodge Antidepressant Drug
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
submissive shitlib
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
motley costumed sanctuary persian
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
passionate spot haunted graveyard
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
federal carnelian background story house
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ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Cerise state
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Cerise state
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
pea-brained vermilion senate immigrant
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
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Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
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Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Hyperactive lodge pistol
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: hairraiser ratface

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Bateful Pit Cuck

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: 180 Orchid Legal Warrant Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: magical parlour potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: flesh drunken legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: submissive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete factory reset button public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Electric Godawful Casino Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Bateful Pit Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: disrespectful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Sienna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: motley costumed sanctuary persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: crimson irate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Underhanded Lay

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: flesh drunken legend

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Clear Boyish Mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Irradiated university

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: geriatric know-it-all halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Laughsome offensive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: thriller cruise ship

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Odious Chad Theater Stage

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Odious Chad Theater Stage

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: crimson irate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Snowy supple becky

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: domesticated office

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: medicated orchestra pit macaca

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Talented crusty ticket booth mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: amethyst spectacular trailer park police squad

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: amethyst spectacular trailer park police squad

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: submissive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: amethyst spectacular trailer park police squad

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Territorial Indian Lodge Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: submissive shitlib

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: motley costumed sanctuary persian

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: passionate spot haunted graveyard

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: federal carnelian background story house

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Cerise state

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Cerise state

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: pea-brained vermilion senate immigrant

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Vibrant mischievous fat ankles school cafeteria

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling effete factory reset button public bath

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Impressive bisexual station messiness

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive lodge pistol

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Massive Preventive Strike Whorehouse

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49539118)