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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
cracking big-titted forum
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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  11/29/25
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sexy library
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Sick awkward mother
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
cracking big-titted forum
  11/29/25
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Avocado House
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
cracking big-titted forum
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Offensive Beta Menage Stock Car
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
lilac mood
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Amber Mad-dog Skullcap Resort
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
gay comical juggernaut
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
cracking big-titted forum
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
provocative disturbing fortuitous meteor base
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
cobalt death wish
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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Offensive Beta Menage Stock Car
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Vigorous quadroon
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Sick awkward mother
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Demanding blathering brunch blood rage
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Sick awkward mother
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Mind-boggling Stag Film Coldplay Fan
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: cracking big-titted forum

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: sexy library

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Avocado House



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: sexy library



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed burgundy parlour



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: sexy library



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Sick awkward mother

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: cracking big-titted forum

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Avocado House



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Offensive Beta Menage Stock Car

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: cracking big-titted forum

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Offensive Beta Menage Stock Car

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: lilac mood

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Amber Mad-dog Skullcap Resort

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: gay comical juggernaut

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: cracking big-titted forum

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: provocative disturbing fortuitous meteor base

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cobalt death wish

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: provocative disturbing fortuitous meteor base

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Offensive Beta Menage Stock Car



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Vigorous quadroon

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Sick awkward mother

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Demanding blathering brunch blood rage

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Sick awkward mother

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Stag Film Coldplay Fan

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2id.#49490766)