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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
mischievous startled state
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Concupiscible fluffy stage dog poop
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
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opaque hateful mental disorder public bath
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yellow field degenerate
  12/24/25
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marvelous fortuitous meteor national
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hairraiser antidepressant drug range
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thirsty garrison
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Grizzly site
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Concupiscible fluffy stage dog poop
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milky irradiated nibblets
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white tattoo double fault
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appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
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histrionic confused blood rage hell
  12/24/25
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Judgmental heady circlehead son of senegal
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Razzmatazz nofapping hospital mediation
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
marvelous fortuitous meteor national
  12/23/25
180
Chestnut galvanic reading party
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
transparent plaza mother
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
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titillating private investor
  12/24/25
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Duck-like sickened gaping base
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Crimson Theater Toilet Seat
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
ebony shivering death wish chapel
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
ebony shivering death wish chapel
  12/23/25
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Sick Indian Lodge
  12/24/25
...
Judgmental heady circlehead son of senegal
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
Walnut razzle-dazzle boistinker ladyboy
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
Big geriatric marketing idea university
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
Big geriatric marketing idea university
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
outnumbered carmine cuck
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
Big geriatric marketing idea university
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Coiffed Elite House Generalized Bond
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
cocky frisky office organic girlfriend
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
cruel-hearted brilliant parlour idiot
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
cruel-hearted brilliant parlour idiot
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
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hairraiser antidepressant drug range
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
cruel-hearted brilliant parlour idiot
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/25/25
...
Embarrassed to the bone clear cruise ship
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
hairraiser antidepressant drug range
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
histrionic confused blood rage hell
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
demanding black woman
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
spruce arrogant chad
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
pale stag film
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
pale stag film
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
vigorous ratface
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
wine dingle berry abode
  12/24/25
tp
thirsty garrison
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
awkward contagious pistol center
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
appetizing keepsake machete
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: mischievous startled state

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible fluffy stage dog poop

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: opaque hateful mental disorder public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: yellow field degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: marvelous fortuitous meteor national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: hairraiser antidepressant drug range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: thirsty garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Grizzly site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible fluffy stage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: milky irradiated nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: white tattoo double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: histrionic confused blood rage hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Judgmental heady circlehead son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nofapping hospital mediation

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: marvelous fortuitous meteor national

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Chestnut galvanic reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: transparent plaza mother

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: titillating private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Duck-like sickened gaping base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Crimson Theater Toilet Seat

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: ebony shivering death wish chapel

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: ebony shivering death wish chapel

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Sick Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Judgmental heady circlehead son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Walnut razzle-dazzle boistinker ladyboy

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Big geriatric marketing idea university

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Big geriatric marketing idea university

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: outnumbered carmine cuck

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Big geriatric marketing idea university

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Coiffed Elite House Generalized Bond

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: cocky frisky office organic girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted brilliant parlour idiot

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted brilliant parlour idiot

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: hairraiser antidepressant drug range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted brilliant parlour idiot

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone clear cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: hairraiser antidepressant drug range

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: histrionic confused blood rage hell

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: demanding black woman

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: spruce arrogant chad

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: pale stag film

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: pale stag film

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: vigorous ratface

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: wine dingle berry abode

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: thirsty garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: awkward contagious pistol center

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: sadistic kitchen twinkling uncleanness

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

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