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supple locus fanboi
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
violent base
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I saved one life
silver mind-boggling incel jew
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Sexy exhilarant prole
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Hairless crackhouse
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that's kinda cool
Spruce business firm
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Spruce business firm
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Spruce business firm
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
aromatic garrison
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lol wow, holy shit
Spruce business firm
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No way you're the only one
Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
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plum bespoke athletic conference
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Pumo scum
cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
laughsome reading party messiness
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
claret international law enforcement agency
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Filthy diverse ratface
  04/11/26
that is brave
silver mind-boggling incel jew
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Filthy diverse ratface
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
silver mind-boggling incel jew
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
claret international law enforcement agency
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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Driven a Zamboni
Soul-stirring Mahogany Theatre Telephone
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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slimy resort
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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Aphrodisiac dilemma private investor
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Violent sienna spot
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
alcoholic hominid
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
zombie-like point gay wizard
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Winner
plum bespoke athletic conference
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Jet-lagged 180 meetinghouse
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I smoked crack with him.
talking field puppy
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Gaped Sex Offender Dingle Berry
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Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Frozen Tattoo
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Narcissist
drab legal warrant tanning salon
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Coon
Frozen Tattoo
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
offensive bawdyhouse
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Frozen Tattoo
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
offensive bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
?
Frozen Tattoo
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
offensive bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Frozen Tattoo
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
offensive bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Frozen Tattoo
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offensive bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
stimulating cumskin
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
offensive bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Frozen Tattoo
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
offensive bawdyhouse
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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Frozen Tattoo
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
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  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
insane lemon elastic band
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Bright Duck-like Lodge
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
heady area
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams
  04/13/26
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insane lemon elastic band
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Bright Duck-like Lodge
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
slap-happy mood
  04/13/26
you're 60?
Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo
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insane lemon elastic band
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Thriller legend
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
flickering anal hall selfie
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
chocolate goyim
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Thriller legend
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
chocolate goyim
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Confused Hairraiser Parlour
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180
Outnumbered histrionic becky
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
shimmering vivacious indian lodge
  04/12/26
180!
Outnumbered histrionic becky
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
stimulating cumskin
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Confused Hairraiser Parlour
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
insane lemon elastic band
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
contagious jewess
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
insane lemon elastic band
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
contagious jewess
  04/14/26
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insane lemon elastic band
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
azure box office goal in life
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
contagious jewess
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
ocher passionate theater idea he suggested
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Charcoal soggy karate
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams
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azure box office goal in life
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Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
impressive station
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
sadistic mental disorder mediation
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
dashing salmon menage
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
razzmatazz fuchsia stock car wagecucks
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Wild honey-headed fat ankles
  04/13/26
ouch
insane lemon elastic band
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Wild honey-headed fat ankles
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
insane lemon elastic band
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Wild honey-headed fat ankles
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right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
insane lemon elastic band
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
shivering home boistinker
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
magenta corner
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Wild honey-headed fat ankles
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
shivering home boistinker
  04/15/26
not me
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Wild honey-headed fat ankles
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genuine lol
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shivering home boistinker
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180
slap-happy mood
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180
contagious jewess
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
infuriating church brethren
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Violent sienna spot
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Abnormal Kink-friendly Hospital
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180
Outnumbered histrionic becky
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Abnormal Kink-friendly Hospital
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Outnumbered histrionic becky
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
misunderstood principal's office wrinkle
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😎
Abnormal Kink-friendly Hospital
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Outnumbered histrionic becky
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
pearl trump supporter
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clear headpube quadroon
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
chrome electric trust fund
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
shivering home boistinker
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Confused Hairraiser Parlour
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
shivering home boistinker
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
shivering home boistinker
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
shivering home boistinker
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
shivering home boistinker
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce
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brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range
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Thats weirdly 180
Talented double fault stage
  04/15/26
excited?
insane lemon elastic band
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
insane lemon elastic band
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
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insane lemon elastic band
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violent base
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Confused Hairraiser Parlour
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Confused Hairraiser Parlour
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
violent base
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
violent base
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Confused Hairraiser Parlour
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Talented double fault stage
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insane lemon elastic band
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Outnumbered histrionic becky
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
impressive station
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
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alcoholic hominid
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
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how'd you get away
insane lemon elastic band
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Razzle pale turdskin nowag
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...
Outnumbered histrionic becky
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Lascivious White Orchestra Pit
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Lascivious White Orchestra Pit
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
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Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: supple locus fanboi



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: violent base

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: silver mind-boggling incel jew

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: big locale

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: plum bespoke athletic conference

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: violent base



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged 180 meetinghouse



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Sexy exhilarant prole

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Hairless crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Spruce business firm

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Hairless crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: hot associate friendly grandma

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: violent base

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Sexy exhilarant prole

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: puce round eye university

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: alcoholic hominid

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Irradiated center

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Spruce business firm

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Spruce business firm

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: aromatic garrison

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Spruce business firm

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Sexy exhilarant prole

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz fuchsia stock car wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: charismatic office water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mahogany Theatre Telephone

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: sinister plaza partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Talented double fault stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: plum bespoke athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: laughsome reading party messiness

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Filthy diverse ratface

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: silver mind-boggling incel jew

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Filthy diverse ratface

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: silver mind-boggling incel jew

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: drab legal warrant tanning salon

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Spruce business firm

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: charismatic office water buffalo

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: flickering anal hall selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Sexy exhilarant prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Spruce business firm

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: alcoholic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Sapphire trip factory reset button school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: flickering anal hall selfie

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Fragrant hyperactive travel guidebook dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: dull parlor

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: magenta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Spruce business firm

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Spruce business firm

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: self-centered vengeful crotch

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mahogany Theatre Telephone

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mahogany Theatre Telephone

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: vibrant antidepressant drug heaven

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mahogany Theatre Telephone

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: slimy resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: impressive station

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire faggotry

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: wonderful dragon stag film

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: drab legal warrant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Gaped Sex Offender Dingle Berry

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: alcoholic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: cracking gas station genital piercing

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: chocolate goyim

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: contagious jewess

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: chocolate goyim

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Violent sienna spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: alcoholic hominid

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: zombie-like point gay wizard

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: plum bespoke athletic conference

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Jet-lagged 180 meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: talking field puppy

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Gaped Sex Offender Dingle Berry

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: drab legal warrant tanning salon

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stimulating cumskin

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Frozen Tattoo

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: poppy immigrant

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Hairless crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Bright Duck-like Lodge

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Frozen Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Bright Duck-like Lodge

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: slap-happy mood

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Bright Duck-like Lodge

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: impressive station

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Bright Duck-like Lodge

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: heady area

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Bright Duck-like Lodge

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Bright Duck-like Lodge

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: slap-happy mood

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Thriller legend

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: flickering anal hall selfie

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: chocolate goyim

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Thriller legend

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: chocolate goyim

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: shimmering vivacious indian lodge

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stimulating cumskin

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: contagious jewess

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: contagious jewess

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: azure box office goal in life

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: contagious jewess

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: ocher passionate theater idea he suggested

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Charcoal soggy karate

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: azure box office goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone House Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: impressive station

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: sadistic mental disorder mediation

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: dashing salmon menage

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz fuchsia stock car wagecucks

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed fat ankles

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed fat ankles

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Wild honey-headed fat ankles

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: magenta corner

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed fat ankles

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: shivering home boistinker

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Wild honey-headed fat ankles

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Wild honey-headed fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: slap-happy mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: contagious jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: infuriating church brethren

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Violent sienna spot

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Abnormal Kink-friendly Hospital

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Kink-friendly Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: misunderstood principal's office wrinkle

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Abnormal Kink-friendly Hospital

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: pearl trump supporter

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: clear headpube quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gaming laptop market

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: chrome electric trust fund

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Maroon awkward address

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: shivering home boistinker

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Yapping Gunner Mad Cow Disease

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: shivering home boistinker

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Arousing wine whorehouse lettuce

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: brindle spectacular theater stage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Talented double fault stage

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: violent base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: violent base

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Sick Judgmental Masturbator Range

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: violent base

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Confused Hairraiser Parlour

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Talented double fault stage

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: impressive station

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Odious Abusive State Twinkling Uncleanness

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: alcoholic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: iridescent useless brakes

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: insane lemon elastic band

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: hot associate friendly grandma

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Razzle pale turdskin nowag

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered histrionic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Bateful mexican

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: drab legal warrant tanning salon

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Lascivious White Orchestra Pit

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Lascivious White Orchestra Pit

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: glittery volcanic crater

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: flickering anal hall selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,., (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49858354)