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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Self-absorbed brunch faggotry | 12/16/25 |
| Seedy Red Orchestra Pit | 12/16/25 |
| Self-absorbed brunch faggotry | 12/16/25 |
| Seedy Red Orchestra Pit | 12/16/25 |
| Self-absorbed brunch faggotry | 12/16/25 |
| Rusted Temple Scourge Upon The Earth | 12/20/25 |
| Impressive Casino | 12/19/25 |
| Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert | 12/20/25 |
| Slate senate halford | 12/19/25 |
| Self-absorbed brunch faggotry | 12/20/25 |
| Slate senate halford | 12/20/25 |
| Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert | 12/20/25 |
| zippy exhilarant chapel | 12/16/25 |
| Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert | 12/20/25 |
| zippy exhilarant chapel | 12/22/25 |
| Irradiated Gay Forum | 12/16/25 |
| Self-absorbed brunch faggotry | 12/16/25 |
| Irradiated Gay Forum | 12/16/25 |
| impertinent lay striped hyena | 12/16/25 |
| fantasy-prone mad-dog skullcap school | 12/19/25 |
| impertinent lay striped hyena | 12/19/25 |
| Curious nubile church building skinny woman | 12/20/25 |
| obsidian meetinghouse | 12/16/25 |
| Galvanic Lilac Market | 12/16/25 |
| Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert | 12/20/25 |
| Pungent contagious gas station background story | 12/20/25 |
| French fragrant coffee pot hominid | 12/16/25 |
| bronze violent depressive | 12/20/25 |
| French fragrant coffee pot hominid | 12/23/25 |
| Seedy Red Orchestra Pit | 12/16/25 |
| Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert | 12/20/25 |
| bateful sick point philosopher-king | 12/21/25 |
| Seedy Red Orchestra Pit | 12/16/25 |
| Pungent contagious gas station background story | 12/16/25 |
| French fragrant coffee pot hominid | 12/19/25 |
| Pungent contagious gas station background story | 12/19/25 |
| twisted gaping | 12/19/25 |
| marvelous nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| Self-absorbed brunch faggotry | 12/19/25 |
| Arrogant trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| Arrogant trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| lascivious parlor sound barrier | 12/19/25 |
| marvelous nibblets | 12/19/25 |
| Flushed vivacious dilemma | 12/19/25 |
| zippy exhilarant chapel | 12/19/25 |
| Rusted Temple Scourge Upon The Earth | 12/20/25 |
| chest-beating trust fund | 12/22/25 |
| Odious Duck-like Location | 12/19/25 |
| green multi-billionaire | 12/19/25 |
| Big Anal Brethren | 12/19/25 |
| Pungent contagious gas station background story | 12/19/25 |
| Big Anal Brethren | 12/19/25 |
| Submissive yarmulke | 12/20/25 |
| Histrionic cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Soggy den lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| Irradiated Gay Forum | 12/19/25 |
| Floppy disgusting pistol | 12/20/25 |
| Pink Bat Shit Crazy Blood Rage | 12/19/25 |
| fantasy-prone mad-dog skullcap school | 12/19/25 |
| mauve misanthropic cuck | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative theater stage karate | 12/20/25 |
| Chestnut shrine electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| Pungent contagious gas station background story | 12/20/25 |
| Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert | 12/20/25 |
| Floppy disgusting pistol | 12/20/25 |
| Rose Autistic Step-uncle's House | 12/20/25 |
| shaky supple double fault | 12/20/25 |
| green multi-billionaire | 12/20/25 |
| Rose Autistic Step-uncle's House | 12/21/25 |
| Arrogant trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| bateful sick point philosopher-king | 12/20/25 |
| Slate senate halford | 12/21/25 |
| bateful sick point philosopher-king | 12/22/25 |
| Slate senate halford | 12/23/25 |
| bateful sick point philosopher-king | 12/23/25 |
| Irate arousing area | 12/22/25 |
| Curious nubile church building skinny woman | 12/22/25 |
| Curious nubile church building skinny woman | 12/23/25 |
| lime haunted graveyard chad | 12/22/25 |
| chest-beating trust fund | 12/22/25 |
| apoplectic yapping range main people | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Self-absorbed brunch faggotry 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Seedy Red Orchestra Pit This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Self-absorbed brunch faggotry lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Seedy Red Orchestra Pit My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Self-absorbed brunch faggotry You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Rusted Temple Scourge Upon The Earth Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Impressive Casino It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Slate senate halford You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Self-absorbed brunch faggotry brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Slate senate halford glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: zippy exhilarant chapel $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: zippy exhilarant chapel thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Irradiated Gay Forum 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Self-absorbed brunch faggotry ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Irradiated Gay Forum investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: impertinent lay striped hyena $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: fantasy-prone mad-dog skullcap school I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: impertinent lay striped hyena good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Curious nubile church building skinny woman $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: obsidian meetinghouse six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Galvanic Lilac Market 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Pungent contagious gas station background story what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: French fragrant coffee pot hominid 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: bronze violent depressive me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: French fragrant coffee pot hominid It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Seedy Red Orchestra Pit 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: bateful sick point philosopher-king Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Seedy Red Orchestra Pit I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Pungent contagious gas station background story mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: French fragrant coffee pot hominid In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Pungent contagious gas station background story yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: twisted gaping Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: marvelous nibblets 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Self-absorbed brunch faggotry fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Arrogant trailer park A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Arrogant trailer park OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: lascivious parlor sound barrier A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: marvelous nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Flushed vivacious dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: zippy exhilarant chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Rusted Temple Scourge Upon The Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: chest-beating trust fund Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Odious Duck-like Location $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: green multi-billionaire can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Big Anal Brethren Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Pungent contagious gas station background story nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Big Anal Brethren Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Submissive yarmulke You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Histrionic cruise ship Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Soggy den lettuce Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Irradiated Gay Forum damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Floppy disgusting pistol Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Pink Bat Shit Crazy Blood Rage Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: fantasy-prone mad-dog skullcap school 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: mauve misanthropic cuck Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Provocative theater stage karate 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Chestnut shrine electric furnace 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Pungent contagious gas station background story 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Ultramarine idea he suggested pervert Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Floppy disgusting pistol 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Rose Autistic Step-uncle's House literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: shaky supple double fault I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: green multi-billionaire so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Rose Autistic Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Arrogant trailer park 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: bateful sick point philosopher-king Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Slate senate halford how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: bateful sick point philosopher-king I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Slate senate halford 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: bateful sick point philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Irate arousing area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Curious nubile church building skinny woman Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Curious nubile church building skinny woman $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: lime haunted graveyard chad $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: chest-beating trust fund I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: apoplectic yapping range main people 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49598250) |