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pearl fiercely-loyal forum black woman
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Iridescent passionate french chef senate
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I saved one life
naked stain
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only #2 is remotely unique
aqua point
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Where to start
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Iridescent passionate french chef senate
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twisted sex offender jewess
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apoplectic abode
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Snowy Hell Voyeur
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Yellow skinny woman
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know-it-all azure indian lodge dog poop
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Excitant lake windowlicker church
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internet-worthy dopamine nursing home
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Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid
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Dashing violent blood rage
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that's kinda cool
razzle cuck theatre
  04/11/26
Explain?
Mustard church building ape
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Dashing violent blood rage
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Self defense?
Offensive becky
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Iridescent passionate french chef senate
  04/12/26
Ricky
Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid
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Yellow skinny woman
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
talking selfie
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
white athletic conference
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
racy menage fat ankles
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
razzle cuck theatre
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
razzle cuck theatre
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
chestnut school dragon
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
razzle cuck theatre
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Mustard church building ape
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid
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Cerebral cuckold faggot firefighter
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Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Public Bath Deer Antler
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lmao
angry metal shrine kitty
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magenta contagious range juggernaut
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Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
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Amber multi-billionaire
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apoplectic abode
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Red Casino
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Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit
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180
stubborn abnormal boltzmann cruise ship
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Salmon hairless ladyboy partner
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
gaped death wish area
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Ultramarine titillating antidepressant drug
  04/11/26
that is brave
naked stain
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Ultramarine titillating antidepressant drug
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
naked stain
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
gaped death wish area
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
bateful sepia location reading party
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
razzle cuck theatre
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We've got time
Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Public Bath Deer Antler
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Yellow skinny woman
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Cracking sinister sanctuary
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Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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white athletic conference
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library
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Amber multi-billionaire
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jet-lagged persian nibblets
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Cracking sinister sanctuary
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wow
Yellow skinny woman
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Wine cowardly mother
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
shaky nofapping corner telephone
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lol
Yellow skinny woman
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boyish cobalt market rigor
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Excitant lake windowlicker church
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
razzle cuck theatre
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
razzle cuck theatre
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Amber multi-billionaire
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
khaki stead newt
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
angry metal shrine kitty
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180 wholesome unique experience
Mustard church building ape
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tyty
angry metal shrine kitty
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Brass dilemma
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
angry metal shrine kitty
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180
internet-worthy dopamine nursing home
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Indigo pea-brained round eye milk
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
magenta contagious range juggernaut
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library
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Yellow skinny woman
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
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bateful sepia location reading party
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wtf
Tantric Resort Trump Supporter
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white athletic conference
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Amber multi-billionaire
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
multi-colored elastic band kitchen
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
talented pale parlour
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
Walnut spot doctorate
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
talented pale parlour
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French Bistre Pit
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
white athletic conference
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
know-it-all azure indian lodge dog poop
  04/12/26
Winner
stubborn abnormal boltzmann cruise ship
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twisted sex offender jewess
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
Soggy Lascivious Bawdyhouse
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Tantric Resort Trump Supporter
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Mustard church building ape
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
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Narcissist
bateful sepia location reading party
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Coon
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/12/26
?
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
carmine fragrant internal respiration
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
beady-eyed den queen of the night
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
mind-boggling cruel-hearted water buffalo crackhouse
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Dashing violent blood rage
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Provocative legal warrant
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Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting
  04/12/26
It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
apoplectic abode
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Provocative legal warrant
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
shimmering domesticated locus
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Provocative legal warrant
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Indigo pea-brained round eye milk
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Yellow skinny woman
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Provocative legal warrant
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Overrated Feces
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
galvanic property
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Provocative legal warrant
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
galvanic property
  04/13/26
!
Yellow skinny woman
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Provocative legal warrant
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
shimmering domesticated locus
  04/13/26
you're 60?
Geriatric chapel
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Yellow skinny woman
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Judgmental spruce clown
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Cracking sinister sanctuary
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
talented pale parlour
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Judgmental spruce clown
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Geriatric chapel
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
talented pale parlour
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Geriatric chapel
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
apoplectic abode
  04/12/26
180
boyish cobalt market rigor
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
irradiated rehab
  04/12/26
180!
boyish cobalt market rigor
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
carmine fragrant internal respiration
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
apoplectic abode
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Yellow skinny woman
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Walnut spot doctorate
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Yellow skinny woman
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Walnut spot doctorate
  04/14/26
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Yellow skinny woman
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
chest-beating regret locale
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Walnut spot doctorate
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Mustard church building ape
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
galvanic property
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Confused tank
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
dull adulterous faggotry
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Geriatric chapel
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
galvanic property
  04/13/26
...
chest-beating regret locale
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...
Geriatric chapel
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Indigo pea-brained round eye milk
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Insane Coral Striped Hyena Meetinghouse
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
crimson marketing idea step-uncle's house
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Cerebral cuckold faggot firefighter
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
scarlet double fault wagecucks
  04/13/26
ouch
Yellow skinny woman
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
scarlet double fault wagecucks
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Yellow skinny woman
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
scarlet double fault wagecucks
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Yellow skinny woman
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Excitant lake windowlicker church
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
scarlet double fault wagecucks
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/15/26
not me
scarlet double fault wagecucks
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...
scarlet double fault wagecucks
  04/14/26
genuine lol
Diverse High-end Native Ratface
  04/13/26
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magenta contagious range juggernaut
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180
shimmering domesticated locus
  04/14/26
180
Walnut spot doctorate
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
crusty cream hospital pervert
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
French Bistre Pit
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
chartreuse exciting house therapy
  04/13/26
180
boyish cobalt market rigor
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chartreuse exciting house therapy
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...
boyish cobalt market rigor
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
violent national
  04/15/26
😎
chartreuse exciting house therapy
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boyish cobalt market rigor
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
arousing stock car
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pearly address
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Heady umber gunner mood
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
slap-happy crystalline quadroon
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Thriller honey-headed brunch
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
apoplectic abode
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Diverse High-end Native Ratface
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Diverse High-end Native Ratface
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Diverse High-end Native Ratface
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
magenta contagious range juggernaut
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Mustard church building ape
  04/16/26
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galvanic property
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
disgusting ticket booth
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit
  04/15/26
excited?
Yellow skinny woman
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
disgusting ticket booth
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Yellow skinny woman
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
disgusting ticket booth
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...
Yellow skinny woman
  04/16/26
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Iridescent passionate french chef senate
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
apoplectic abode
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
disgusting ticket booth
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
apoplectic abode
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Iridescent passionate french chef senate
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
disgusting ticket booth
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Iridescent passionate french chef senate
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
apoplectic abode
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit
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...
Yellow skinny woman
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boyish cobalt market rigor
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Indigo pea-brained round eye milk
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Fishy bonkers heaven alpha
  04/16/26
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white athletic conference
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
avocado hairraiser police squad
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how'd you get away
Yellow skinny woman
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Offensive becky
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Painfully honest turdskin
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...
boyish cobalt market rigor
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Disturbing gaping
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
bateful sepia location reading party
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Milky Dysfunction
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Milky Dysfunction
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
abusive wrinkle
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Cracking sinister sanctuary
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Iridescent passionate french chef senate

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
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I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: aqua point

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: stubborn abnormal boltzmann cruise ship

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Dashing violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Mustard church building ape

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Dashing violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Offensive becky

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Iridescent passionate french chef senate

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: talking selfie

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: white athletic conference

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: racy menage fat ankles

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: chestnut school dragon

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Mustard church building ape

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Cerebral cuckold faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Public Bath Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: angry metal shrine kitty

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Amber multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: apoplectic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Red Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: stubborn abnormal boltzmann cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Salmon hairless ladyboy partner

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: gaped death wish area

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine titillating antidepressant drug

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: naked stain

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine titillating antidepressant drug

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: naked stain

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: gaped death wish area

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: bateful sepia location reading party

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Silver Public Bath Deer Antler

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Cracking sinister sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Stirring Indecent Orchestra Pit Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: white athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Amber multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged persian nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Cracking sinister sanctuary

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Wine cowardly mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: shaky nofapping corner telephone

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Excitant lake windowlicker church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: razzle cuck theatre

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Amber multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: khaki stead newt

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: angry metal shrine kitty

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Mustard church building ape

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: angry metal shrine kitty

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Brass dilemma

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: angry metal shrine kitty

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: internet-worthy dopamine nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Indigo pea-brained round eye milk

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Supple Hairy Legs Library

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Obsidian medicated plaza

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: bateful sepia location reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Tantric Resort Trump Supporter

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: white athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Amber multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: multi-colored elastic band kitchen

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: talented pale parlour

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Walnut spot doctorate

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: talented pale parlour

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: French Bistre Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: white athletic conference

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: know-it-all azure indian lodge dog poop

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: stubborn abnormal boltzmann cruise ship

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: twisted sex offender jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Soggy Lascivious Bawdyhouse

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Tantric Resort Trump Supporter

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Mustard church building ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: bateful sepia location reading party

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed den queen of the night

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted water buffalo crackhouse

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Dashing violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Provocative legal warrant

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Citrine keepsake machete famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: apoplectic abode

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Provocative legal warrant

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: shimmering domesticated locus

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Provocative legal warrant

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Indigo pea-brained round eye milk

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Provocative legal warrant

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Overrated Feces

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: galvanic property

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Provocative legal warrant

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: galvanic property

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Provocative legal warrant

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: shimmering domesticated locus

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Geriatric chapel

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Judgmental spruce clown

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Cracking sinister sanctuary

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: talented pale parlour

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Judgmental spruce clown

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: talented pale parlour

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: apoplectic abode

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: irradiated rehab

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: carmine fragrant internal respiration

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: apoplectic abode

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Walnut spot doctorate

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Walnut spot doctorate

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: chest-beating regret locale

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Walnut spot doctorate

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Mustard church building ape

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: galvanic property

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Confused tank

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: dull adulterous faggotry

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Geriatric chapel

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: galvanic property

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: chest-beating regret locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Geriatric chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Indigo pea-brained round eye milk

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Insane Coral Striped Hyena Meetinghouse

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: crimson marketing idea step-uncle's house

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Cerebral cuckold faggot firefighter

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: scarlet double fault wagecucks

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: scarlet double fault wagecucks

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: scarlet double fault wagecucks

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Excitant lake windowlicker church

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: scarlet double fault wagecucks

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: scarlet double fault wagecucks

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: scarlet double fault wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Diverse High-end Native Ratface

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: shimmering domesticated locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Walnut spot doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: crusty cream hospital pervert

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: French Bistre Pit

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: chartreuse exciting house therapy

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: chartreuse exciting house therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: violent national

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: chartreuse exciting house therapy

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: arousing stock car

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: pearly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Heady umber gunner mood

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: slap-happy crystalline quadroon

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller honey-headed brunch

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: apoplectic abode

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Diverse High-end Native Ratface

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Diverse High-end Native Ratface

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Diverse High-end Native Ratface

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: magenta contagious range juggernaut

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Mustard church building ape

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: galvanic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: disgusting ticket booth

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: disgusting ticket booth

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: disgusting ticket booth

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Iridescent passionate french chef senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: apoplectic abode

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: disgusting ticket booth

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: apoplectic abode

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Iridescent passionate french chef senate

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: disgusting ticket booth

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Iridescent passionate french chef senate

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: apoplectic abode

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Henna Lettuce Hissy Fit

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Indigo pea-brained round eye milk

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Fishy bonkers heaven alpha

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: white athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: avocado hairraiser police squad

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Yellow skinny woman

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Offensive becky

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest turdskin

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: boyish cobalt market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Disturbing gaping

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: bateful sepia location reading party

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Milky Dysfunction

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Milky Dysfunction

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: abusive wrinkle

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Cracking sinister sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2id.#49849598)