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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
gay comical gunner
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
burgundy sneaky criminal new version
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
gay comical gunner
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
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  12/23/25
Different poaster.
gay comical gunner
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Cowardly Hateful French Chef
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Plum Infuriating Liquid Oxygen
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
gay comical gunner
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Aggressive Erotic Crackhouse Jewess
  12/23/25
180
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  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
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  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
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  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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  12/24/25
logical tbh
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  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
gay comical gunner
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Lascivious Place Of Business
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
gay comical gunner
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Lascivious Place Of Business
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Cowardly Hateful French Chef
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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Silver shrine
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
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  12/23/25
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Silver shrine
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
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  12/24/25
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Silver shrine
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
chestnut friendly grandma
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Crystalline house knife
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Bull Headed Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Territorial crotch pit
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Bull Headed Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
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bat shit crazy wonderful love of her life
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Territorial crotch pit
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
gay comical gunner
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Territorial crotch pit
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Bull Headed Faggot Firefighter
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
gay comical gunner
  12/25/25
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zombie-like ultramarine fanboi
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
bat shit crazy wonderful love of her life
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
learning disabled sweet tailpipe
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
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  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
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  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
cream police squad
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
cream police squad
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
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  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Territorial crotch pit
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Dark menage
  12/24/25
tp
Well-lubricated Macaca Hominid
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
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  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Territorial crotch pit
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
gay comical gunner
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Territorial crotch pit
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: burgundy sneaky criminal new version

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Indecent black woman

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Carmine bateful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: duck-like aromatic native ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Aggressive Erotic Crackhouse Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: bat shit crazy wonderful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Macaca Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: grizzly tattoo travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Indecent black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Flatulent senate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Drunken Dilemma Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: gay comical gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: learning disabled sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Cowardly Hateful French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Plum Infuriating Liquid Oxygen

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Aggressive Erotic Crackhouse Jewess

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: cocky legend mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking brass electric furnace brunch

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Sexy Multi-colored Windowlicker Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: aqua business firm private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Tripping Stock Car Sanctuary

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Place Of Business

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Amber stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Cowardly Hateful French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Harsh Address

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Silver shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Silver shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Magenta thirsty gas station

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Silver shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: chestnut friendly grandma

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Crystalline house knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Bull Headed Faggot Firefighter

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: gay comical gunner

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Territorial crotch pit

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bull Headed Faggot Firefighter

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: bat shit crazy wonderful love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Territorial crotch pit

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: gay comical gunner

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Territorial crotch pit

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Bull Headed Faggot Firefighter

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: gay comical gunner

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: zombie-like ultramarine fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: bat shit crazy wonderful love of her life

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: learning disabled sweet tailpipe

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: pink adulterous school cafeteria

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: navy halford

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: cream police squad

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: cream police squad

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Pale Blathering Corner Personal Credit Line

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Territorial crotch pit

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Dark menage

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Macaca Hominid

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Maize Doctorate Center

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Territorial crotch pit

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: gay comical gunner

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Territorial crotch pit

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2id.#49539118)