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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
chartreuse vivacious kitty stage
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
chrome rambunctious windowlicker mediation
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Boyish Ocher Legend
  12/12/25
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coiffed odious dragon son of senegal
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Exciting Business Firm Friendly Grandma
  12/12/25
easy
Irradiated ungodly trust fund puppy
  12/12/25
lol ok man
coiffed odious dragon son of senegal
  12/12/25
...
multi-colored fantasy-prone keepsake machete
  12/12/25
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well-lubricated menage jewess
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Charcoal thriller sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
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Honey-headed university
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Wild field halford
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
cheese-eating crimson people who are hurt masturbator
  12/12/25
...
chrome rambunctious windowlicker mediation
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
chartreuse vivacious kitty stage
  12/12/25
...
Dun violent area new version
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
salmon mentally impaired cuckoldry travel guidebook
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Milky apoplectic temple
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Charcoal thriller sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
violet theatre prole
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
stimulating topaz theater
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Charcoal thriller sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
tp.
violet theatre prole
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
vermilion beady-eyed death wish
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
stimulating topaz theater
  12/12/25
who is that
vermilion beady-eyed death wish
  12/12/25
...
multi-colored fantasy-prone keepsake machete
  12/12/25
...
multi-colored fantasy-prone keepsake machete
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Dull marvelous parlor codepig
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
indigo set pisswyrm
  12/12/25
cr
coiffed odious dragon son of senegal
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Exciting Business Firm Friendly Grandma
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Pea-brained weed whacker hall
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Boyish Ocher Legend
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Pea-brained weed whacker hall
  12/12/25
...
coiffed odious dragon son of senegal
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Harsh bisexual range degenerate
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Canary Aphrodisiac Police Squad Locale
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chartreuse vivacious kitty stage

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: chrome rambunctious windowlicker mediation

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Boyish Ocher Legend

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: coiffed odious dragon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Exciting Business Firm Friendly Grandma

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated ungodly trust fund puppy

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: coiffed odious dragon son of senegal

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated menage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Charcoal thriller sneaky criminal

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Wild field halford

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating crimson people who are hurt masturbator

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: chrome rambunctious windowlicker mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: chartreuse vivacious kitty stage

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Dun violent area new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: salmon mentally impaired cuckoldry travel guidebook

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Milky apoplectic temple

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Charcoal thriller sneaky criminal

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: violet theatre prole

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: stimulating topaz theater

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Charcoal thriller sneaky criminal

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: violet theatre prole

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed death wish

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: stimulating topaz theater

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed death wish

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Dull marvelous parlor codepig

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: indigo set pisswyrm

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: coiffed odious dragon son of senegal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Exciting Business Firm Friendly Grandma

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained weed whacker hall

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Boyish Ocher Legend

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained weed whacker hall

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: coiffed odious dragon son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Harsh bisexual range degenerate

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Canary Aphrodisiac Police Squad Locale

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Resort

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2id.#49506164)