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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: costumed piazza round eye



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: brass bat shit crazy sanctuary



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Elite glittery base



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Appetizing Station



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Cerebral boistinker windowlicker



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Curious Brethren National



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted international law enforcement agency clown

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Glassy preventive strike

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2id.#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: cracking area

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Aromatic tattoo

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Foreskin



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Green stimulating kitchen volcanic crater

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: haunting adventurous indian lodge

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2id.#46672667)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Gaped stead dopamine



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: orchid vigorous alpha tank

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Unholy Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: orange crawly kitty



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Carnelian arrogant menage

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vermilion property

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Native Candlestick Maker



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