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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
trip fanboi
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
trip fanboi
  09/10/24
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Alcoholic range cuck
  09/10/24
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Alcoholic range cuck
  09/10/24
Same
Bateful rigor
  09/10/24
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5000 shades of brown
  05/04/26
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Alcoholic range cuck
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage
  09/10/24
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Alcoholic range cuck
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage
  09/10/24
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trip fanboi
  09/10/24
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arousing peach point
  09/10/24
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Wonderful native coldplay fan
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
trip fanboi
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Puce public bath
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
emerald goal in life tanning salon
  09/10/24
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vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage
  09/10/24
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Mauve cracking garrison antidepressant drug
  10/22/24
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Alcoholic range cuck
  09/10/24
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Slippery school organic girlfriend
  11/26/24
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Chocolate party of the first part
  03/12/26
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Glittery Grizzly Crotch
  10/07/24
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Glittery Grizzly Crotch
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Snowy irradiated pervert
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Vibrant resort
  11/26/24
1800000
Pea-brained Ivory Meetinghouse Internal Respiration
  10/23/24
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oomox
  05/04/26
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exhilarant box office chad
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
oomox
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: trip fanboi

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: trip fanboi

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic range cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic range cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Bateful rigor

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: 5000 shades of brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic range cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic range cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: trip fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: arousing peach point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Wonderful native coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: trip fanboi

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Puce public bath

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: emerald goal in life tanning salon

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Mauve cracking garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic range cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Slippery school organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Chocolate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Glittery Grizzly Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Glittery Grizzly Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Snowy irradiated pervert

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: vengeful swashbuckling psychic menage

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Vibrant resort

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained Ivory Meetinghouse Internal Respiration

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: exhilarant box office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: oomox

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2id.#49863770)