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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
stirring pervert
  12/08/25
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stirring pervert
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Magenta Resort Nowag
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
coral gaming laptop point
  12/12/25
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Wild dopamine really tough guy
  12/17/25
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fluffy trust fund stage
  12/17/25
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Shivering umber liquid oxygen
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Unholy Learning Disabled Tattoo
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
stirring pervert
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Unholy Learning Disabled Tattoo
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
stirring pervert
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
razzmatazz flushed wagecucks
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
stirring pervert
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Contagious Blood Rage Market
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
stirring pervert
  12/18/25
lol
mind-boggling principal's office
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Contagious Blood Rage Market
  12/17/25
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stirring pervert
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Wild dopamine really tough guy
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
mind-boggling principal's office
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Wild dopamine really tough guy
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Wild dopamine really tough guy
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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Adulterous ebony twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
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deranged exciting candlestick maker hall
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Free-loading chad
  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
stirring pervert
  12/17/25
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sexy irate temple
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
dashing crystalline boltzmann
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Sooty institution ratface
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
lascivious gay boiling water pit
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Sooty institution ratface
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
lascivious gay boiling water pit
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Sooty institution ratface
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
dashing crystalline boltzmann
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon
  12/17/25
...
swashbuckling chrome church building pocket flask
  12/17/25
I am not!
dashing crystalline boltzmann
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Beta White Digit Ratio
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: stirring pervert

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: stirring pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Magenta Resort Nowag

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: coral gaming laptop point

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Wild dopamine really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: fluffy trust fund stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Shivering umber liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Unholy Learning Disabled Tattoo

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: stirring pervert

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Unholy Learning Disabled Tattoo

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: stirring pervert

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz flushed wagecucks

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: stirring pervert

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Contagious Blood Rage Market

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: stirring pervert

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Contagious Blood Rage Market

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: stirring pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Wild dopamine really tough guy

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling principal's office

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Wild dopamine really tough guy

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Wild dopamine really tough guy

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: lascivious gay boiling water pit

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Jade boyish state partner

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Adulterous ebony twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: deranged exciting candlestick maker hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Free-loading chad

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Smoky comical range bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: stirring pervert

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: sexy irate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: dashing crystalline boltzmann

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Sooty institution ratface

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: lascivious gay boiling water pit

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Sooty institution ratface

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: lascivious gay boiling water pit

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Sooty institution ratface

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling chrome church building pocket flask

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: dashing crystalline boltzmann

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Doobsian abnormal gas station quadroon

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling chrome church building pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: dashing crystalline boltzmann

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Beta White Digit Ratio

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2id.#49518198)