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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
excitant sick shitlib
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Vivacious ladyboy property
  03/24/25
yep
navy odious chapel
  03/24/25
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insane hairraiser center background story
  03/24/25
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electric corner
  03/24/25
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Sepia Gas Station Stock Car
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Bat Shit Crazy Gaped Office Doctorate
  03/24/25
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Zombie-like stage
  03/24/25
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At-the-ready bearded crotch
  03/24/25
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internet-worthy slippery newt
  03/24/25
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Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  03/26/25
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Nubile Pistol
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
duck-like abode regret
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Cyan Adventurous Clown Codepig
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Razzle ocher dingle berry pit
  03/24/25
titcr
umber weed whacker
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Vivacious ladyboy property
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
umber weed whacker
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Trip Hall French Chef
  03/24/25
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navy odious chapel
  03/24/25
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Zombie-like stage
  03/24/25
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Sexy hateful sneaky criminal garrison
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
duck-like abode regret
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Bat Shit Crazy Gaped Office Doctorate
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Zombie-like stage
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Fishy splenetic lay foreskin
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Zombie-like stage
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
Fishy splenetic lay foreskin
  03/24/25
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Sexy hateful sneaky criminal garrison
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
mustard medicated tank scourge upon the earth
  03/24/25
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pearly orchestra pit candlestick maker
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
Fishy splenetic lay foreskin
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Olive heady internal respiration
  03/24/25
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Nubile Pistol
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Jet Mind-boggling Tattoo Library
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
mint site puppy
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Crystalline theatre hominid
  03/24/25
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Crystalline theatre hominid
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Vivacious ladyboy property
  03/27/25
lol
excitant sick shitlib
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Fishy splenetic lay foreskin
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: excitant sick shitlib

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Vivacious ladyboy property

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: navy odious chapel

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: insane hairraiser center background story



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: electric corner



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sepia Gas Station Stock Car



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gaped Office Doctorate

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like stage



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: At-the-ready bearded crotch



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy slippery newt



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control twinkling uncleanness love of her life

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Nubile Pistol



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: duck-like abode regret

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Cyan Adventurous Clown Codepig

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Razzle ocher dingle berry pit

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: umber weed whacker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Vivacious ladyboy property

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: umber weed whacker

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Trip Hall French Chef

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: navy odious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sexy hateful sneaky criminal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: duck-like abode regret

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Gaped Office Doctorate

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Zombie-like stage

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Fishy splenetic lay foreskin

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like stage

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Fishy splenetic lay foreskin

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sexy hateful sneaky criminal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: mustard medicated tank scourge upon the earth

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: pearly orchestra pit candlestick maker



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Fishy splenetic lay foreskin

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Olive heady internal respiration

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Nubile Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Jet Mind-boggling Tattoo Library

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: mint site puppy

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Crystalline theatre hominid

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Crystalline theatre hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Vivacious ladyboy property

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: excitant sick shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Fishy splenetic lay foreskin

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2id.#49493859)