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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Crawly carnelian brunch roommate

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Crawly carnelian brunch roommate



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: unholy incel



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Splenetic talented juggernaut



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: unholy incel



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: judgmental sex offender water buffalo

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Big massive sweet tailpipe tanning salon

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Splenetic talented juggernaut



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Irradiated scourge upon the earth gunner

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: titillating shrine pozpig

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Crawly carnelian brunch roommate

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Big massive sweet tailpipe tanning salon

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Demanding marvelous locus

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: charismatic cordovan really tough guy



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: lime sneaky criminal private investor



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Splenetic talented juggernaut



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Splenetic talented juggernaut



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Big massive sweet tailpipe tanning salon

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Splenetic talented juggernaut



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Crawly carnelian brunch roommate



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: charismatic cordovan really tough guy



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: lavender swashbuckling liquid oxygen

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Big massive sweet tailpipe tanning salon



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: charismatic cordovan really tough guy



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic area ratface

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Crawly carnelian brunch roommate

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: charismatic cordovan really tough guy

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Crawly carnelian brunch roommate



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Geriatric mother

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Federal Bespoke Idiot

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ocher internet-worthy meetinghouse cuckold

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2id.#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Pontificating Spectacular Sanctuary



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Federal Bespoke Idiot



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: charismatic cordovan really tough guy



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