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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Sapphire hall
  12/29/15
b!
Rusted deranged background story lodge
  12/29/15
C
Talking Candlestick Maker
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bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
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c
Disturbing motley hell yarmulke
  12/29/15
a
racy mauve masturbator immigrant
  12/29/15
a
copper base telephone
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Rusted deranged background story lodge
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Sapphire hall
  12/29/15
...
bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Rusted deranged background story lodge
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
silver vivacious selfie
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bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
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?
silver vivacious selfie
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bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Sapphire hall
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...
bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
  12/29/15
c for sure
silver vivacious selfie
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C
copper base telephone
  12/29/15
c
Hyperventilating Menage
  12/29/15
Xo
Talking Candlestick Maker
  12/29/15
chaturbate
red state
  12/30/15
C!
Rusted deranged background story lodge
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Rusted deranged background story lodge
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
big indian lodge organic girlfriend
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bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
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...
Talking Candlestick Maker
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Hyperventilating Menage
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Exciting address
  12/29/15
lol ouch
glittery crawly library internal respiration
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
silver vivacious selfie
  12/29/15
...
Titillating chrome cruise ship becky
  12/30/15
...
bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Crimson reading party
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Sapphire hall
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2
glittery crawly library internal respiration
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Crimson reading party
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police
red state
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1
copper base telephone
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Talking Candlestick Maker
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Talking Candlestick Maker
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4 and 180
Hyperventilating Menage
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Hyperventilating Menage
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...
Talking Candlestick Maker
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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cruel-hearted offensive wrinkle idea he suggested
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Sapphire hall

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Rusted deranged background story lodge

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Talking Candlestick Maker

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Disturbing motley hell yarmulke

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: racy mauve masturbator immigrant

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: copper base telephone

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Rusted deranged background story lodge

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Sapphire hall

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Rusted deranged background story lodge

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: silver vivacious selfie

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: silver vivacious selfie

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Sapphire hall

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: silver vivacious selfie

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: copper base telephone

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Menage

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Talking Candlestick Maker

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: red state

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Rusted deranged background story lodge

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Rusted deranged background story lodge

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: big indian lodge organic girlfriend

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Talking Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Menage

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Exciting address

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: glittery crawly library internal respiration

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: silver vivacious selfie

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Titillating chrome cruise ship becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: bateful soggy new version bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Crimson reading party

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Sapphire hall

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: glittery crawly library internal respiration

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Crimson reading party

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: red state

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: copper base telephone

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Talking Candlestick Maker

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Talking Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Menage

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Menage

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Talking Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Obsidian stock car

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: cruel-hearted offensive wrinkle idea he suggested



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Federal Very Tactful Tanning Salon Cuck

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2id.#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Trip doobsian pozpig



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Trump Supporter



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