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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Apoplectic Spot
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Apoplectic Spot
  10/17/25
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Ungodly Space Digit Ratio
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Vivacious blue corner knife
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Insane french chef tattoo
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
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arousing lime gay wizard
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Diverse Mildly Autistic Selfie Trailer Park
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Insane french chef tattoo
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Insane french chef tattoo
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Cyan Address
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Irate center indirect expression
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
ultramarine hall police squad
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
ultramarine hall police squad
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Pink Place Of Business Corn Cake
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
ultramarine hall police squad
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Titillating sinister karate stag film
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
snowy beady-eyed university
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
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provocative misunderstood office
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Pink Place Of Business Corn Cake
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Ungodly Space Digit Ratio
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Citrine Abode Rigor
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soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
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provocative misunderstood office
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Ungodly Space Digit Ratio
  10/17/25
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arousing lime gay wizard
  10/17/25
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Spectacular Coiffed Gas Station
  10/18/25
lol
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glittery ratface orchestra pit
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
chestnut sanctuary
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
chestnut sanctuary
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/17/25
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Vivacious blue corner knife
  10/18/25
:(
histrionic scarlet site masturbator
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Jet Electric Furnace
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Wonderful ladyboy fortuitous meteor
  10/18/25
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charismatic silver brethren
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Diverse Mildly Autistic Selfie Trailer Park
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Supple bright principal's office
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
maize fiercely-loyal circlehead factory reset button
  10/18/25
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Jet Electric Furnace
  10/18/25
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Insane french chef tattoo
  10/18/25
no homo at all
soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Supple bright principal's office
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Insane french chef tattoo
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Twinkling racy blood rage
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Galvanic coldplay fan
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Deranged hairy legs
  10/18/25
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Cyan Address
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
chestnut sanctuary
  10/18/25
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soul-stirring puppy internal respiration
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic Spot

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic Spot

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ungodly Space Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Vivacious blue corner knife



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Insane french chef tattoo

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: arousing lime gay wizard



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Diverse Mildly Autistic Selfie Trailer Park

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Insane french chef tattoo

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Insane french chef tattoo

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cyan Address

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Irate center indirect expression

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: ultramarine hall police squad

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: ultramarine hall police squad

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Pink Place Of Business Corn Cake

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: ultramarine hall police squad

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Titillating sinister karate stag film

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: snowy beady-eyed university

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: provocative misunderstood office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Pink Place Of Business Corn Cake

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Ungodly Space Digit Ratio

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Citrine Abode Rigor

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: provocative misunderstood office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Ungodly Space Digit Ratio

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: arousing lime gay wizard



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Spectacular Coiffed Gas Station



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: obsidian fighting stain voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: glittery ratface orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: chestnut sanctuary

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: chestnut sanctuary

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Vivacious blue corner knife



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: histrionic scarlet site masturbator

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Jet Electric Furnace



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy fortuitous meteor

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: charismatic silver brethren



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Diverse Mildly Autistic Selfie Trailer Park

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Supple bright principal's office

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: maize fiercely-loyal circlehead factory reset button

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Jet Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Insane french chef tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Supple bright principal's office

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Insane french chef tattoo

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Twinkling racy blood rage

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Galvanic coldplay fan

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Deranged hairy legs

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cyan Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: chestnut sanctuary

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy internal respiration



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