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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
Jade french chef forum
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
ungodly office
  12/23/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
Jade french chef forum
  12/23/25
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Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
...
Crystalline senate
  12/23/25
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Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
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Passionate frozen crotch temple
  12/23/25
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Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
charismatic hissy fit dragon
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
shivering useless gas station
  12/30/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
cerise coffee pot
  12/24/25
...
Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender
  12/29/25
...
shivering useless gas station
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
Bateful hyperventilating azn
  12/23/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
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Bateful hyperventilating azn
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Wine self-centered gaping
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Crystalline senate
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...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
...
Territorial dun party of the first part
  01/14/26
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/14/26
I love cum and cocks brother
alcoholic whorehouse persian
  12/23/25
...
hairraiser juggernaut shrine
  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
hateful chad
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
Crystalline senate
  12/23/25
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Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
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unholy stag film
  12/23/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
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ungodly office
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
azure place of business
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
Crystalline senate
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
azure place of business
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
Crystalline senate
  12/23/25
...
stubborn marvelous school
  12/24/25
...
vigorous really tough guy abode
  12/24/25
ran here
shivering useless gas station
  12/23/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
Gold exciting tanning salon international law enforcement agency
  12/23/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
...
Bateful hyperventilating azn
  12/23/25
"tp."
Dashing Garrison
  12/31/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
Very tactful lodge affirmative action
  12/23/25
180
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
...
ungodly office
  12/23/25
...
Dashing Garrison
  12/23/25
...
unholy stag film
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
dead twinkling uncleanness
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
Boyish know-it-all location giraffe
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
Fishy laughsome halford
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
cerise coffee pot
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
Crystalline senate
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
Embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse dopamine
  12/23/25
...
duck-like wild idea he suggested
  12/23/25
tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
Brass locale
  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
Crystalline senate
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
Startling jet jew
  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
Startling jet jew
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
azure place of business
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
Jade french chef forum
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
azure place of business
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
Jade french chef forum
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Disgusting galvanic queen of the night
  12/23/25
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azure place of business
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
Jade french chef forum
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
talented out-of-control national
  12/23/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Disgusting galvanic queen of the night
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
demanding people who are hurt ceo
  12/23/25
Thanks!
shivering useless gas station
  12/23/25
...
Disgusting galvanic queen of the night
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
azure place of business
  12/23/25
...
Drunken maroon state
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
balding orange institution
  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
Crystalline senate
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
Exhilarant indian lodge
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
thirsty misanthropic associate
  12/23/25
Woah, CR
Dashing Garrison
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/23/25
...
Dashing Garrison
  12/24/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
Arousing lilac mexican
  12/23/25
tp.
Dashing Garrison
  12/31/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
...
Frum den trust fund
  01/09/26
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/15/26
mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
narrow-minded police squad library
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
Crystalline senate
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
Sadistic topaz hunting ground
  12/24/25
...
cerise coffee pot
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
Sinister Flushed Feces
  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
azure place of business
  12/24/25
...
razzle-dazzle copper station roast beef
  12/30/25
...
Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
pearly tattoo
  12/24/25
...
Territorial dun party of the first part
  01/14/26
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
Insane sable house
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
Sadistic topaz hunting ground
  12/24/25
tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/31/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
here’s the thing about peterman and doobs when doob...
trip lettuce
  12/24/25
...
pink set codepig
  12/24/25
...
Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
stubborn marvelous school
  12/24/25
tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/31/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
demanding people who are hurt ceo
  12/24/25
tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
Exhilarant indian lodge
  12/24/25
...
Dashing Garrison
  12/24/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
vigorous really tough guy abode
  12/24/25
"tp."
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  12/31/25
...
Anal Ticket Booth
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
Cream gay wizard market
  12/24/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
claret home
  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
Overrated razzmatazz brunch jewess
  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
Olive clown
  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
fiercely-loyal big-titted newt idiot
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
turquoise stain
  12/29/25
This.
white stirring shitlib stead
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
narrow-minded police squad library
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
ocher heaven jap
  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
Concupiscible fighting son of senegal range
  12/30/25
tp.
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
Inuit man
racy twinkling incel
  12/30/25
tp
Dashing Garrison
  12/30/25
...
Wine self-centered gaping
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Puce Public Bath Headpube
  01/09/26
180^180
Wine self-centered gaping
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Frum den trust fund
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Wine self-centered gaping
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Jade french chef forum

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: ungodly office

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Jade french chef forum

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Crystalline senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Passionate frozen crotch temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535572)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: charismatic hissy fit dragon

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: shivering useless gas station

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: cerise coffee pot

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: shivering useless gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Bateful hyperventilating azn

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Bateful hyperventilating azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Territorial dun party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse persian

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: hairraiser juggernaut shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548918)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: hateful chad

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Crystalline senate

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: unholy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ungodly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: azure place of business

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Crystalline senate

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: azure place of business

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Crystalline senate

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: stubborn marvelous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537113)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: vigorous really tough guy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537126)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: shivering useless gas station

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Gold exciting tanning salon international law enforcement agency

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534403)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Bateful hyperventilating azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534689)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552247)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Very tactful lodge affirmative action

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ungodly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: unholy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Boyish know-it-all location giraffe

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Fishy laughsome halford

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: cerise coffee pot

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Crystalline senate

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse dopamine

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: duck-like wild idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Brass locale

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Crystalline senate

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Startling jet jew

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Startling jet jew

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: azure place of business

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Jade french chef forum

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: azure place of business

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Jade french chef forum

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Disgusting galvanic queen of the night

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: azure place of business

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Jade french chef forum

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: talented out-of-control national

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Disgusting galvanic queen of the night

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: demanding people who are hurt ceo

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: shivering useless gas station

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Disgusting galvanic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: azure place of business

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Drunken maroon state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: balding orange institution

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: maize faggot firefighter resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Crystalline senate

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: thirsty misanthropic associate

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing lilac mexican

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Frum den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded police squad library

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Crystalline senate

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Sadistic topaz hunting ground

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: cerise coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Sinister Flushed Feces

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: azure place of business

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle copper station roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: pearly tattoo

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Territorial dun party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Insane sable house

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Sadistic topaz hunting ground

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: trip lettuce

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pink set codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: stubborn marvelous school

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: demanding people who are hurt ceo

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vigorous really tough guy abode

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Anal Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cream gay wizard market

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: claret home

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Overrated razzmatazz brunch jewess

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Olive clown

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal big-titted newt idiot

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Drab Dingle Berry Sex Offender

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: turquoise stain

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: white stirring shitlib stead

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded police squad library

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: ocher heaven jap

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible fighting son of senegal range

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: racy twinkling incel

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Dashing Garrison

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Puce Public Bath Headpube

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Frum den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Wine self-centered gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2id.#49596831)