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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
fuchsia outnumbered factory reset button
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
fuchsia outnumbered factory reset button
  10/17/25
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heady den alpha
  10/17/25
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hyperactive olive milk box office
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
transparent associate house
  10/17/25
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Drunken legend
  10/17/25
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hilarious bawdyhouse round eye
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
coral internet-worthy theater stage giraffe
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
transparent associate house
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
transparent associate house
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
unhinged stirring rehab party of the first part
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
odious hideous sneaky criminal parlour
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Galvanic Cumskin
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Galvanic Cumskin
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Motley Nibblets
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Galvanic Cumskin
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
dashing boltzmann gaping
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Blue garrison half-breed
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
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talented emerald sanctuary fanboi
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Motley Nibblets
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
heady den alpha
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Mint Hominid Principal's Office
  10/17/25
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Drunken legend
  10/17/25
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talented emerald sanctuary fanboi
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
heady den alpha
  10/17/25
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hilarious bawdyhouse round eye
  10/17/25
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Sadistic Aphrodisiac Feces Field
  10/18/25
lol
Razzle Mahogany Gas Station
  10/18/25
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cerise son of senegal hospital
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
racy stage
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Drunken legend
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
racy stage
  10/17/25
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Drunken legend
  10/17/25
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hyperactive olive milk box office
  10/18/25
:(
dun water buffalo
  10/17/25
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seedy fishy kitty windowlicker
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Metal Dilemma Goyim
  10/18/25
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Scarlet Confused Station
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
coral internet-worthy theater stage giraffe
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
free-loading lay
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
vengeful white mexican codepig
  10/18/25
...
seedy fishy kitty windowlicker
  10/18/25
...
transparent associate house
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Drunken legend
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
free-loading lay
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
transparent associate house
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Mind-boggling Jap
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
bearded bipolar stock car
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
self-centered coffee pot trailer park
  10/18/25
...
unhinged stirring rehab party of the first part
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
racy stage
  10/18/25
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Drunken legend
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Drunken legend

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: fuchsia outnumbered factory reset button

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Drunken legend

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: fuchsia outnumbered factory reset button

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: heady den alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: hyperactive olive milk box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: transparent associate house

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Drunken legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hilarious bawdyhouse round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: coral internet-worthy theater stage giraffe

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: transparent associate house

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: transparent associate house

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Drunken legend

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: unhinged stirring rehab party of the first part

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: odious hideous sneaky criminal parlour

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Cumskin

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Drunken legend

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Cumskin

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Motley Nibblets

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Cumskin

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Drunken legend

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: dashing boltzmann gaping

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Blue garrison half-breed

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Drunken legend

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: talented emerald sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Motley Nibblets

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: heady den alpha

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mint Hominid Principal's Office

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Drunken legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: talented emerald sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: heady den alpha

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hilarious bawdyhouse round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Sadistic Aphrodisiac Feces Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle Mahogany Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: cerise son of senegal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: racy stage

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Drunken legend

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: racy stage

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Drunken legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: hyperactive olive milk box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: dun water buffalo

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: seedy fishy kitty windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Metal Dilemma Goyim

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Scarlet Confused Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: coral internet-worthy theater stage giraffe

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: free-loading lay

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vengeful white mexican codepig

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: seedy fishy kitty windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: transparent associate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Drunken legend

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: free-loading lay

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: transparent associate house

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: bearded bipolar stock car

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: self-centered coffee pot trailer park

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: unhinged stirring rehab party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: racy stage

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Drunken legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2id.#49359746)