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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
jade church
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
avocado stage private investor
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
jade church
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
outnumbered blood rage
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
jade church
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
French Appetizing Shitlib Stag Film
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
outnumbered blood rage
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Coiffed coral regret
  09/22/23
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jade church
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
outnumbered blood rage
  09/22/23
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Dark out-of-control yarmulke
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Geriatric vermilion old irish cottage abode
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
crusty dog poop
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
dun haunted graveyard
  09/22/23
Yes
jade church
  09/22/23
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Gaped clear brunch
  09/22/23
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Arrogant laughsome house water buffalo
  09/22/23
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Floppy space azn
  09/22/23
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Dark out-of-control yarmulke
  09/23/23
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Floppy space azn
  09/27/23
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confused bearded prole
  10/01/23
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titillating alcoholic office
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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jade church
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
racy awkward deer antler base
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
jade church
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Floppy space azn
  09/22/23
...
Milky thriller famous landscape painting nowag
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Ultramarine dilemma puppy
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
copper market crotch
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
jade church
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Umber mildly autistic casino striped hyena
  09/22/23
...
jade church
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Motley cerise rehab
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
French Appetizing Shitlib Stag Film
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
jade church
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Motley cerise rehab
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
jade church
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Umber mildly autistic casino striped hyena
  09/27/23
...
jade church
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Vibrant Fluffy New Version Temple
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
jade church
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Vibrant Fluffy New Version Temple
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
jade church
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Vibrant Fluffy New Version Temple
  09/27/23
lol 😂
transparent pungent messiness keepsake machete
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Talented Soggy Parlor
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Salmon point pervert
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Talented Soggy Parlor
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
jade church
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
thirsty sound barrier range
  09/27/23
Ungh
chrome corn cake
  10/01/23
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thirsty sound barrier range
  10/02/23
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jade church
  10/01/23
Yes
jet vigorous property
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
puce heady rigpig heaven
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: jade church

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: avocado stage private investor

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: jade church

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: outnumbered blood rage

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: jade church

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: French Appetizing Shitlib Stag Film

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: outnumbered blood rage

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Coiffed coral regret

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: jade church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: outnumbered blood rage

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Dark out-of-control yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Geriatric vermilion old irish cottage abode

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: crusty dog poop

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: dun haunted graveyard

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: jade church

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Gaped clear brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Arrogant laughsome house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Floppy space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Dark out-of-control yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Floppy space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: confused bearded prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: jade church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: racy awkward deer antler base

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: jade church

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Floppy space azn

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Milky thriller famous landscape painting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine dilemma puppy

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: copper market crotch

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: jade church

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Umber mildly autistic casino striped hyena

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: jade church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Motley cerise rehab

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: French Appetizing Shitlib Stag Film

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: jade church

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Motley cerise rehab

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: jade church

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Umber mildly autistic casino striped hyena

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: jade church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Vibrant Fluffy New Version Temple

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: jade church

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Fluffy New Version Temple

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: jade church

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Vibrant Fluffy New Version Temple

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: transparent pungent messiness keepsake machete

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Talented Soggy Parlor

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Salmon point pervert

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Talented Soggy Parlor

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: jade church

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: thirsty sound barrier range

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: chrome corn cake

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: thirsty sound barrier range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: jade church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: jet vigorous property

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: puce heady rigpig heaven

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894111)