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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Confused School Cafeteria Codepig
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Marvelous Market People Who Are Hurt
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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  11/11/25
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Market People Who Are Hurt

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Market People Who Are Hurt

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: charcoal base mental disorder



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Light glittery faggotry

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: House-broken Church Building

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: House-broken Church Building

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Dun home

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: peach drunken elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lay internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: blue doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Irradiated Corn Cake Ticket Booth

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: flushed volcanic crater area

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: flushed volcanic crater area

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Corn Cake Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal dopamine psychic

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Federal Business Firm Candlestick Maker

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz metal dopamine psychic

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bearded startling site

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: boyish university new version

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stirring cordovan space fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit halford

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: low-t shrine

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: bearded startling site



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: dark passionate wagecucks coldplay fan



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Copper laughsome useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: contagious kitty sweet tailpipe

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stirring cordovan space fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Brass macaca

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Copper laughsome useless brakes

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring keepsake machete

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: vigorous frozen dilemma tattoo

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Slippery olive whorehouse selfie

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Wonderful hunting ground

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stirring cordovan space fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: dark passionate wagecucks coldplay fan

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: peach drunken elastic band



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: offensive silver native



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Market People Who Are Hurt



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: blue doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring keepsake machete



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Magenta forum masturbator



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: impertinent national

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Confused School Cafeteria Codepig

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Flesh death wish mother

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: charcoal base mental disorder

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2id.#49424851)