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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
charismatic house
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
very tactful range
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Lilac spot
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
very tactful range
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
brilliant marvelous library
  09/22/23
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talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
very tactful range
  09/22/23
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Ebony pistol nibblets
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Thriller snowy locus
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Fighting bawdyhouse associate
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Coiffed meetinghouse
  09/22/23
Yes
talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
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Exciting Business Firm
  09/22/23
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Mewling church building
  09/22/23
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Light dashing indian lodge dragon
  09/22/23
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Ebony pistol nibblets
  09/23/23
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Light dashing indian lodge dragon
  09/27/23
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bearded stage people who are hurt
  10/01/23
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shaky institution generalized bond
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
ultramarine lascivious parlor boistinker
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Light dashing indian lodge dragon
  09/22/23
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Black kitty
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Glittery carnelian kitchen therapy
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
supple yellow piazza sweet tailpipe
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
talented maize home place of business
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
arrogant area legend
  09/22/23
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talented maize home place of business
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
stimulating cordovan point stock car
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Lilac spot
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
talented maize home place of business
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
stimulating cordovan point stock car
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
talented maize home place of business
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
arrogant area legend
  09/27/23
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talented maize home place of business
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
abnormal titillating market lettuce
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
talented maize home place of business
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
abnormal titillating market lettuce
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
talented maize home place of business
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
abnormal titillating market lettuce
  09/27/23
lol 😂
vigorous trailer park
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
fishy principal's office personal credit line
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
irradiated shitlib mexican
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
fishy principal's office personal credit line
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
talented maize home place of business
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
provocative slimy locale
  09/27/23
Ungh
Apoplectic native athletic conference
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provocative slimy locale
  10/02/23
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talented maize home place of business
  10/01/23
Yes
maniacal bright senate preventive strike
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Vivacious Misanthropic Temple Azn
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: charismatic house

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: very tactful range

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: very tactful range

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: brilliant marvelous library

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: very tactful range

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Ebony pistol nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Thriller snowy locus

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse associate

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Coiffed meetinghouse

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Exciting Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Mewling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Light dashing indian lodge dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Ebony pistol nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Light dashing indian lodge dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: bearded stage people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: shaky institution generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: ultramarine lascivious parlor boistinker

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Light dashing indian lodge dragon

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Black kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Glittery carnelian kitchen therapy

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: supple yellow piazza sweet tailpipe

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: arrogant area legend

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: stimulating cordovan point stock car

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Lilac spot

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: stimulating cordovan point stock car

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: arrogant area legend

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: abnormal titillating market lettuce

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: abnormal titillating market lettuce

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: talented maize home place of business

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: abnormal titillating market lettuce

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: vigorous trailer park

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: fishy principal's office personal credit line

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: irradiated shitlib mexican

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: fishy principal's office personal credit line

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: provocative slimy locale

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic native athletic conference

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: provocative slimy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: talented maize home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: maniacal bright senate preventive strike

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Misanthropic Temple Azn

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894111)