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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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orange masturbator
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Boyish Famous Landscape Painting Main People
  08/28/25
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orange masturbator
  08/28/25
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Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital
  08/28/25
that's it?
Fuchsia at-the-ready trump supporter
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
orange masturbator
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
mind-boggling scarlet set multi-billionaire
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Fuchsia at-the-ready trump supporter
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
lascivious pink lodge regret
  08/28/25
Happy?
emerald zippy rehab
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
lascivious pink lodge regret
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Cyan Adventurous Macaca Stage
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
yapping lettuce knife
  08/28/25
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Stimulating mauve state
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Sexy cracking church ladyboy
  08/29/25
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Trip people who are hurt
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Ultramarine awkward black woman
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Magenta nursing home useless brakes
  08/29/25
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Stimulating mauve state
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
zombie-like aphrodisiac kitchen
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Magenta nursing home useless brakes
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
thriller house
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
lascivious pink lodge regret
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Ultramarine awkward black woman
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
citrine doctorate psychic
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
White up-to-no-good pistol boistinker
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
lascivious pink lodge regret
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Magenta nursing home useless brakes
  09/01/25
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hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Magenta nursing home useless brakes
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
Lolololol
emerald zippy rehab
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
lascivious pink lodge regret
  09/01/25
?
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
rambunctious charismatic heaven
  09/01/25
Fuck you
lascivious pink lodge regret
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  09/12/25
Yes
hairless stain fortuitous meteor
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Slippery crackhouse pozpig
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
orange masturbator
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: orange masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish Famous Landscape Painting Main People

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: orange masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia at-the-ready trump supporter

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: orange masturbator

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling scarlet set multi-billionaire

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia at-the-ready trump supporter

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: lascivious pink lodge regret

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: emerald zippy rehab

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lascivious pink lodge regret

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cyan Adventurous Macaca Stage

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: yapping lettuce knife

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Stimulating mauve state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Sexy cracking church ladyboy

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Trip people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine awkward black woman

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Magenta nursing home useless brakes

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Stimulating mauve state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: zombie-like aphrodisiac kitchen

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Magenta nursing home useless brakes

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: thriller house

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: lascivious pink lodge regret

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine awkward black woman

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: citrine doctorate psychic

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: White up-to-no-good pistol boistinker

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: lascivious pink lodge regret

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating alcoholic hospital

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Magenta nursing home useless brakes

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Magenta nursing home useless brakes

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: emerald zippy rehab

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: lascivious pink lodge regret

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: rambunctious charismatic heaven

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: lascivious pink lodge regret

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: hairless stain fortuitous meteor

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Slippery crackhouse pozpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: orange masturbator

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2id.#49259839)