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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Histrionic cordovan range generalized bond
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
thriller idea he suggested spot
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
bossy lavender location therapy
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
thriller idea he suggested spot
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Passionate jade gunner hominid
  09/22/23
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Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
thriller idea he suggested spot
  09/22/23
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olive rough-skinned stage
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Chest-beating hell son of senegal
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Demanding multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
sepia main people crackhouse
  09/22/23
Yes
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
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exhilarant theater
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brindle legal warrant queen of the night
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olive rough-skinned stage
  09/23/23
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brindle legal warrant queen of the night
  09/27/23
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Godawful gaming laptop
  10/01/23
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Irradiated Goal In Life Candlestick Maker
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
aromatic business firm boiling water
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
brindle legal warrant queen of the night
  09/22/23
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floppy principal's office
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Flesh half-breed
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
slimy base
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Carmine Theatre Jewess
  09/22/23
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Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
peach mind-boggling sanctuary place of business
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
bossy lavender location therapy
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
peach mind-boggling sanctuary place of business
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Carmine Theatre Jewess
  09/27/23
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Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
pearl prole
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
pearl prole
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
pearl prole
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Jet wonderful volcanic crater lodge
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
ocher temple philosopher-king
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
odious knife
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
ocher temple philosopher-king
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
garnet cerebral mood
  09/27/23
Ungh
rusted narrow-minded hospital
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garnet cerebral mood
  10/02/23
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Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage
  10/01/23
Yes
twinkling naked sound barrier friendly grandma
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Vivacious Mint People Who Are Hurt
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Histrionic cordovan range generalized bond

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: thriller idea he suggested spot

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: bossy lavender location therapy

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: thriller idea he suggested spot

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate jade gunner hominid

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: thriller idea he suggested spot

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: olive rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating hell son of senegal

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Demanding multi-billionaire

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: sepia main people crackhouse

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: exhilarant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: transparent stimulating private investor toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: brindle legal warrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: olive rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: brindle legal warrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Goal In Life Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: aromatic business firm boiling water

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: brindle legal warrant queen of the night

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: floppy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Flesh half-breed

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: slimy base

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Carmine Theatre Jewess

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: peach mind-boggling sanctuary place of business

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: bossy lavender location therapy

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: peach mind-boggling sanctuary place of business

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Carmine Theatre Jewess

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: pearl prole

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: pearl prole

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: pearl prole

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Jet wonderful volcanic crater lodge

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: ocher temple philosopher-king

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: odious knife

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: ocher temple philosopher-king

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: garnet cerebral mood

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: rusted narrow-minded hospital

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: garnet cerebral mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Talented onyx stag film old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: twinkling naked sound barrier friendly grandma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Mint People Who Are Hurt

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2id.#49894111)