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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Crawly wrinkle church
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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coiffed idiot
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Duck-like Burgundy Ceo
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
coiffed idiot
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
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God I fucking hate you
coiffed idiot
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
coiffed idiot
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
coiffed idiot
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
coiffed idiot
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
unholy stimulating gas station half-breed
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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floppy jewess
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Crawly wrinkle church



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Burgundy Ceo

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Crawly wrinkle church

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed green fat ankles french chef

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: sienna travel guidebook

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: dashing rusted kitty



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: multi-colored old irish cottage spot



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: harsh white skinny woman rigor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: exciting internal respiration space



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Cerebral filthpig meetinghouse

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: opaque hominid new version



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Copper Mother Market



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: opaque hominid new version



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Doobsian Citrine Sneaky Criminal Water Buffalo

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: dashing rusted kitty



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cruise ship love of her life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: opaque hominid new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Blathering orchestra pit kitty cat

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: lilac theater stage



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: multi-colored old irish cottage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: coiffed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: coiffed idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Duck-like Burgundy Ceo

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: coiffed idiot

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: coiffed idiot

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed idiot

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: coiffed idiot

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: coiffed idiot

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: wonderful ruby coffee pot station

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: wonderful ruby coffee pot station



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Confused cowardly hall

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: milky home

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: floppy jewess



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: 180 box office useless brakes

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling cobalt doctorate house

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Spectacular ticket booth hissy fit



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: floppy jewess

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: stirring unhinged hell electric furnace

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Cerebral filthpig meetinghouse

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: sienna travel guidebook

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: disrespectful business firm mexican

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: coiffed idiot



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Confused cowardly hall

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Navy bearded hospital



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: unholy stimulating gas station half-breed

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: diverse genital piercing



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