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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Avocado greedy goyim
  11/17/23
feels like it
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Avocado greedy goyim
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Avocado greedy goyim
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
...
beady-eyed deranged gas station
  11/17/23
...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
coral bbw
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
...
Gobble Gobble da gook
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
ty
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
cr pick
Bat shit crazy hospital legal warrant
  11/17/23
ty
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
tcw
Razzmatazz Mexican Whorehouse
  11/17/23
Ty
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
salmon soul-stirring double fault center
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
Bat shit crazy hospital legal warrant
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
hateful mewling corn cake
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
hateful mewling corn cake
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
hateful mewling corn cake
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
unhinged dopamine native
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
*likes it*
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
umber library generalized bond
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
Learning Disabled Tattoo
  11/17/23
cr
impressive death wish church
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
impressive death wish church
  11/18/23
...
hilarious violent dog poop brunch
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Avocado greedy goyim

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Avocado greedy goyim

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Avocado greedy goyim

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed deranged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: impressive death wish church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: coral bbw

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Gobble Gobble da gook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hospital legal warrant

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mexican Whorehouse

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: salmon soul-stirring double fault center

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hospital legal warrant

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: hateful mewling corn cake

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: hateful mewling corn cake

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: hateful mewling corn cake

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: unhinged dopamine native

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pisswyrm

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: umber library generalized bond

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Tattoo

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: impressive death wish church

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: impressive death wish church

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: hilarious violent dog poop brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2id.#49454121)