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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: slap-happy anal liquid oxygen dysfunction 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: lemon university circlehead This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: slap-happy anal liquid oxygen dysfunction lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: lemon university circlehead My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: slap-happy anal liquid oxygen dysfunction You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Adventurous lay Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: vigorous dog poop property It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: big idiotic church building doctorate Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: titillating plum ticket booth You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: slap-happy anal liquid oxygen dysfunction brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: titillating plum ticket booth glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: big idiotic church building doctorate You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Cowardly nubile mother $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: big idiotic church building doctorate Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Cowardly nubile mother thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Flirting Nursing Home Generalized Bond 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: slap-happy anal liquid oxygen dysfunction ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Flirting Nursing Home Generalized Bond investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Tattoo Boiling Water $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: supple narrow-minded range laser beams I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Tattoo Boiling Water good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: glittery pea-brained headpube fat ankles $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter set six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Massive snowy skinny woman famous landscape painting 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: big idiotic church building doctorate Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: disrespectful razzle-dazzle sandwich what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: blue messiness 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: fear-inspiring personal credit line me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: blue messiness It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: lemon university circlehead 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: big idiotic church building doctorate the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Cocky Brunch Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: lemon university circlehead I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: disrespectful razzle-dazzle sandwich mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: blue messiness In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: disrespectful razzle-dazzle sandwich yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Ruddy passionate orchestra pit bbw Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: comical locale wagecucks 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: slap-happy anal liquid oxygen dysfunction fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Cream idiot A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Cream idiot OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Cerebral abode milk A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: comical locale wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: learning disabled sex offender crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Cowardly nubile mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Adventurous lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: odious citrine state Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: violent razzle hairy legs sneaky criminal $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: maize chad mad-dog skullcap can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: 180 faggotry Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: disrespectful razzle-dazzle sandwich nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: 180 faggotry Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Painfully honest laughsome theater stage You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Ungodly insane tanning salon psychic Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: twisted arousing meetinghouse main people Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Flirting Nursing Home Generalized Bond damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: beady-eyed mischievous senate genital piercing Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: free-loading medicated corner mediation Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: supple narrow-minded range laser beams 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Hot Site Half-breed Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Zippy Ruby Sound Barrier Center 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: stirring principal's office codepig 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: disrespectful razzle-dazzle sandwich 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: big idiotic church building doctorate Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: beady-eyed mischievous senate genital piercing 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: cordovan balding place of business cuckold literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: spruce station party of the first part I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: maize chad mad-dog skullcap so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: cordovan balding place of business cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Cream idiot 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Cocky Brunch Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: titillating plum ticket booth how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Cocky Brunch I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: titillating plum ticket booth 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Cocky Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: khaki location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: glittery pea-brained headpube fat ankles Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: glittery pea-brained headpube fat ankles $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Orchid dilemma $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: odious citrine state I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: excitant background story chapel 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49598250) |