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Jose Canseco spells own name wrong in tweet

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  03/03/21
he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wa...
beady-eyed aggressive regret
  03/03/21
with some gass
rambunctious wonderful hunting ground
  05/12/21
He's not a native english speaker. whatev
Mewling Philosopher-king
  03/03/21
lol, 180
soul-stirring doctorate
  03/03/21
ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English wo...
Primrose Passionate Voyeur School
  08/06/21
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cocky tank
  08/06/21
LMAO.
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/06/21
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vigorous ratface coldplay fan
  08/06/21
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rebellious brilliant incel
  08/17/22
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razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/17/22
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Cruel-hearted Lascivious Hall
  07/03/23
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ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  12/10/25
wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco
Irate Brass Mental Disorder
  03/03/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw
soul-stirring doctorate
  03/03/21
him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as...
khaki dead piazza
  03/03/21
mfcr
laughsome carmine home
  08/17/22
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  04/10/21
whoa. that twitter feed is something else.
dull trailer park
  04/10/21
lol, he did it again https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/stat...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  05/12/21
come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp
rambunctious wonderful hunting ground
  05/12/21
Drunk
marvelous walnut jew pit
  05/12/21
laughing so hard I'm crying
vivacious den
  05/12/21
Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  05/12/21
ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he alw...
Hairraiser pistol
  05/12/21
Lmao Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  06/23/21
...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  06/24/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  07/07/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  07/08/21
He's onto us https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  07/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  08/06/21
Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechl...
nudist indirect expression
  08/06/21
...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/06/21
holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime https://twitter...
nudist indirect expression
  08/06/21
Wow
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/06/21
no shit hes jose canseco
laughsome carmine home
  08/17/22
...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/17/22
Plastic surgery disaster
Ebony violent area
  12/04/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&fo...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/06/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  08/22/21
180000000000000000
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/22/21
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stimulating disgusting dragon forum
  08/17/22
...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/17/22
zero fucks just win at everything all the time
Fear-inspiring hissy fit
  08/17/22
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razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/17/22
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razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  12/08/21
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  08/17/22
18000000000000000000000000 Especially because I was just ...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  08/17/22
ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think ab...
Bearded puppy
  08/17/22
Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  02/17/23
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  02/17/23
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco No college will ever give you ...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  08/06/23
...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  12/04/23
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Topaz liquid oxygen theater stage
  12/04/23
🐢🀝🐢
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  12/04/23
...
razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse
  11/21/23
What is Jose trying to tell us here? https://twitter.com/...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  12/10/23
to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due t...
gay meetinghouse
  12/10/23
XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. ...
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  02/13/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  05/26/24
https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271
vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad
  02/23/25


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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1367239016328830977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044006)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed aggressive regret

he's just helping out his buddy jose conseco with his car wash i dont see the issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044009)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: rambunctious wonderful hunting ground

with some gass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42450579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: Mewling Philosopher-king

He's not a native english speaker. whatev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044010)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044188)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Primrose Passionate Voyeur School

ah yes, that explains why he has trouble spelling English words like "Jose Canseco"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42909987)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: cocky tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910049)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910051)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: vigorous ratface coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910054)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: rebellious brilliant incel



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025487)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Lascivious Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#46505692)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#49499304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:17 PM
Author: Irate Brass Mental Disorder

wow turns out ppl fuckin hate jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044168)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foi-McBulkw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044187)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 9:25 PM
Author: khaki dead piazza

him and ricky henderson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42044201)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: laughsome carmine home

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025491)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1380799274775052297

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42255641)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 6:13 PM
Author: dull trailer park

whoa. that twitter feed is something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42255664)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

lol, he did it again

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1392586123239518208

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42450567)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: rambunctious wonderful hunting ground

come getting out of graft and car washing some gas tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42450584)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: marvelous walnut jew pit

Drunk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42450573)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: vivacious den

laughing so hard I'm crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42450580)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

Any Vegas poasters want to go hang with Jose at his car wash and report back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42451287)



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Date: May 12th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser pistol

ive been following jose canseco on twitter for years, he always fucking delivers

this is another recent one that was an instant classic:

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826972346064899?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42451303)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

Lmao

Also Ho Lee Fuk had no idea his daughter was so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42677568)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1407837900381720586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42676625)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 1:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42677569)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412845409643474948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42744740)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:55 AM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1412992966138810372

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42747723)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

He's onto us

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1409985252878032897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42747724)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1423715257323646987

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42909915)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: nudist indirect expression

Just spent ~10 minutes reading Jose Canseco tweets...speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910032)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910039)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: nudist indirect expression

holy shit, his daughter is a fucking dime

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1365826828955312129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910045)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910059)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: laughsome carmine home

no shit hes jose canseco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025492)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 1:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025795)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: Ebony violent area

Plastic surgery disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47132317)



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Date: August 6th, 2021 10:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4875197&forum_id=2#42802051

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42910050)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1429615143655116801

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42992883)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 9:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#42992892)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:06 AM
Author: stimulating disgusting dragon forum



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45029075)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring hissy fit

zero fucks just win at everything all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45029122)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45029856)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 1:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#43576881)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1559654784436617216

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025420)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

18000000000000000000000000

Especially because I was just thinking of this thread the other day, for some mysterious reason...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025477)



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Date: August 17th, 2022 12:26 AM
Author: Bearded puppy

ESL latinos are a lower class than blacks. i rarely think about it but stuff like this confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45025489)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:12 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

Canseco actually isn't ESL. He moved to the US at age 1 and speaks unaccented American English.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45948891)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 9:11 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1626761598185639936

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#45948885)



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Date: August 6th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

No college will ever give you a masters in life

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1688247028974063616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#46635673)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47132300)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 3:38 PM
Author: Topaz liquid oxygen theater stage



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Date: December 4th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse

🐢🀝🐢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47134002)



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Date: November 21st, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut corn cake bawdyhouse



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

What is Jose trying to tell us here?

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1733722863876624628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47153228)



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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: gay meetinghouse

to be fair, the a and o keys are often mistakenly used due to their closeness on the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47153239)



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Date: February 13th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

XO meetup with XO Jose Canseco April 27th in Woodbridge NJ. Only $59 (non-refundable)

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1757555458771169666

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47399761)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1794755413738705278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#47694100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: vibrant obsidian step-uncle's house police squad

https://x.com/JoseCanseco/status/1893800468502950271

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779396&forum_id=2id.#48687811)