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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| zombie-like stage | 12/16/25 |
| salmon massive base | 12/16/25 |
| zombie-like stage | 12/16/25 |
| salmon massive base | 12/16/25 |
| zombie-like stage | 12/16/25 |
| Soul-stirring Flesh Step-uncle's House | 12/20/25 |
| Henna Razzle-dazzle Milk | 12/19/25 |
| Impertinent National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| cyan house pistol | 12/19/25 |
| zombie-like stage | 12/20/25 |
| cyan house pistol | 12/20/25 |
| Impertinent National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| Violent supple market | 12/16/25 |
| Impertinent National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| Violent supple market | 12/22/25 |
| Stirring keepsake machete chad | 12/16/25 |
| zombie-like stage | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring keepsake machete chad | 12/16/25 |
| free-loading hell | 12/16/25 |
| nighttime dashing crotch theatre | 12/19/25 |
| free-loading hell | 12/19/25 |
| Yapping School Cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| racy round eye principal's office | 12/16/25 |
| Hateful field private investor | 12/16/25 |
| Impertinent National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| Provocative spot | 12/20/25 |
| spectacular school | 12/16/25 |
| Crimson azn | 12/20/25 |
| spectacular school | 12/23/25 |
| salmon massive base | 12/16/25 |
| Impertinent National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| Gold Curious Reading Party Forum | 12/21/25 |
| salmon massive base | 12/16/25 |
| Provocative spot | 12/16/25 |
| spectacular school | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative spot | 12/19/25 |
| bearded rebellious psychic water buffalo | 12/19/25 |
| jet skinny woman gunner | 12/19/25 |
| zombie-like stage | 12/19/25 |
| High-end aromatic electric furnace | 12/19/25 |
| High-end aromatic electric furnace | 12/19/25 |
| chocolate pontificating people who are hurt mediation | 12/19/25 |
| jet skinny woman gunner | 12/19/25 |
| magical hospital | 12/19/25 |
| Violent supple market | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring Flesh Step-uncle's House | 12/20/25 |
| slimy galvanic trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| Vigorous Unhinged Black Woman Site | 12/19/25 |
| pink marvelous ratface deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| Stubborn Cheese-eating Boistinker Party Of The First Part | 12/19/25 |
| Provocative spot | 12/19/25 |
| Stubborn Cheese-eating Boistinker Party Of The First Part | 12/19/25 |
| arousing aqua dragon | 12/20/25 |
| sepia erotic den | 12/19/25 |
| Crystalline garrison gaming laptop | 12/19/25 |
| Stirring keepsake machete chad | 12/19/25 |
| Fighting well-lubricated boiling water kitty | 12/20/25 |
| charismatic theater stage international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| nighttime dashing crotch theatre | 12/19/25 |
| Sticky lay goyim | 12/19/25 |
| floppy peach brethren | 12/20/25 |
| sexy glittery gay wizard foreskin | 12/20/25 |
| Provocative spot | 12/20/25 |
| Impertinent National Security Agency | 12/20/25 |
| Fighting well-lubricated boiling water kitty | 12/20/25 |
| mint candlestick maker | 12/20/25 |
| Multi-colored mood ticket booth | 12/20/25 |
| pink marvelous ratface deer antler | 12/20/25 |
| mint candlestick maker | 12/21/25 |
| High-end aromatic electric furnace | 12/20/25 |
| Gold Curious Reading Party Forum | 12/20/25 |
| cyan house pistol | 12/21/25 |
| Gold Curious Reading Party Forum | 12/22/25 |
| cyan house pistol | 12/23/25 |
| Gold Curious Reading Party Forum | 12/23/25 |
| flatulent shrine hissy fit | 12/22/25 |
| Yapping School Cafeteria | 12/22/25 |
| Yapping School Cafeteria | 12/23/25 |
| histrionic personal credit line | 12/22/25 |
| slimy galvanic trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| Fuchsia puppy | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: zombie-like stage 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: salmon massive base This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: zombie-like stage lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: salmon massive base My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: zombie-like stage You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Soul-stirring Flesh Step-uncle's House Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Henna Razzle-dazzle Milk It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Impertinent National Security Agency Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: cyan house pistol You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: zombie-like stage brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: cyan house pistol glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Impertinent National Security Agency You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Violent supple market $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Impertinent National Security Agency Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Violent supple market thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Stirring keepsake machete chad 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: zombie-like stage ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Stirring keepsake machete chad investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: free-loading hell $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: nighttime dashing crotch theatre I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: free-loading hell good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Yapping School Cafeteria $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: racy round eye principal's office six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Hateful field private investor 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Impertinent National Security Agency Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Provocative spot what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: spectacular school 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Crimson azn me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: spectacular school It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: salmon massive base 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Impertinent National Security Agency the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Gold Curious Reading Party Forum Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: salmon massive base I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Provocative spot mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: spectacular school In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Provocative spot yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: bearded rebellious psychic water buffalo Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: jet skinny woman gunner 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: zombie-like stage fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: High-end aromatic electric furnace A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: High-end aromatic electric furnace OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: chocolate pontificating people who are hurt mediation A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: jet skinny woman gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: magical hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Violent supple market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Soul-stirring Flesh Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: slimy galvanic trump supporter Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Vigorous Unhinged Black Woman Site $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: pink marvelous ratface deer antler can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Stubborn Cheese-eating Boistinker Party Of The First Part Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Provocative spot nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Stubborn Cheese-eating Boistinker Party Of The First Part Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: arousing aqua dragon You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: sepia erotic den Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Crystalline garrison gaming laptop Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Stirring keepsake machete chad damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Fighting well-lubricated boiling water kitty Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: charismatic theater stage international law enforcement agency Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: nighttime dashing crotch theatre 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Sticky lay goyim Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: floppy peach brethren 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: sexy glittery gay wizard foreskin 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Provocative spot 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Impertinent National Security Agency Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Fighting well-lubricated boiling water kitty 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: mint candlestick maker literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Multi-colored mood ticket booth I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: pink marvelous ratface deer antler so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: mint candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: High-end aromatic electric furnace 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Gold Curious Reading Party Forum Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: cyan house pistol how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Gold Curious Reading Party Forum I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: cyan house pistol 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Gold Curious Reading Party Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: flatulent shrine hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Yapping School Cafeteria Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Yapping School Cafeteria $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: histrionic personal credit line $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: slimy galvanic trump supporter I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Fuchsia puppy 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49598250) |