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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: fishy erotic theater 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: stirring foreskin This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: fishy erotic theater lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: stirring foreskin My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: fishy erotic theater You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: drab meetinghouse Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: rough-skinned pearl base striped hyena It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Odious sex offender Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Effete menage travel guidebook You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: fishy erotic theater brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Effete menage travel guidebook glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Odious sex offender You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: concupiscible wagecucks $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Odious sex offender Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: concupiscible wagecucks thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Jet lettuce degenerate 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: fishy erotic theater ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Jet lettuce degenerate investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Slap-happy Half-breed Mediation $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: stubborn public bath I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Slap-happy Half-breed Mediation good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: emerald swashbuckling party of the first part kitty cat $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Fragrant bright space preventive strike six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Brilliant bateful giraffe 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Odious sex offender Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Fuchsia comical office 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: gay duck-like spot me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Fuchsia comical office It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: stirring foreskin 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Odious sex offender the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Gaped Passionate Trailer Park Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: stirring foreskin I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Fuchsia comical office In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Talented topaz factory reset button Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Personal Credit Line 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: fishy erotic theater fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring affirmative action A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring affirmative action OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: pale floppy trump supporter hall A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Aromatic School Cafeteria Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Filthy aqua boistinker bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: concupiscible wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: drab meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Supple bespoke trust fund Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: galvanic godawful toaster $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: garnet police squad can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: spectacular mad cow disease Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: spectacular mad cow disease Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Slate Flirting Ape You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal provocative field pisswyrm Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: flushed property Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Jet lettuce degenerate damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: motley sandwich Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: navy vivacious range hominid Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: stubborn public bath 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Orange den Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: salmon big-titted lay shitlib 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Canary boyish set 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Vigorous step-uncle's house 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Odious sex offender Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: motley sandwich 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Razzmatazz ocher juggernaut literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Magenta institution fortuitous meteor I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: garnet police squad so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Razzmatazz ocher juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Soul-stirring affirmative action 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Gaped Passionate Trailer Park Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Effete menage travel guidebook how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Gaped Passionate Trailer Park I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Effete menage travel guidebook 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Gaped Passionate Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Submissive parlor scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: emerald swashbuckling party of the first part kitty cat Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: emerald swashbuckling party of the first part kitty cat $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: drunken dopamine rigor $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Supple bespoke trust fund I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2id.#49530537) |