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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
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vengeful step-uncle's house
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Charismatic international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Cheese-eating khaki water buffalo gas station
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Boom
Misunderstood chad
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Misunderstood chad
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Misunderstood chad
  12/17/25
Incredible
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
boom lives
big hominid trailer park
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Cheese-eating khaki water buffalo gas station
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Wine irradiated marketing idea national
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Misunderstood chad
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
wmtp
aqua arousing locale sound barrier
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
dark plaza nowag
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
dark plaza nowag
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
dark plaza nowag
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
metal address karate
  12/17/25
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Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
evan39
black galvanic institution
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
vengeful step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Kink-friendly self-absorbed range
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Kink-friendly self-absorbed range
  12/17/25
who are you
big hominid trailer park
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Kink-friendly self-absorbed range
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
big hominid trailer park
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
black galvanic institution
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Cordovan balding private investor
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Kink-friendly self-absorbed range
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Kink-friendly self-absorbed range
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Kink-friendly self-absorbed range
  12/18/25
whokobe
big hominid trailer park
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
metal address karate
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
metal address karate
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
big hominid trailer park
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
big hominid trailer park
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Poppy preventive strike
  12/17/25
(n00b)
crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
180 community account
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
supple hell
  12/18/25
Stfu
Poppy preventive strike
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
laughsome french chef
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Lime abode rigor
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Shimmering nubile patrolman background story
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Poppy preventive strike
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Vibrant carmine tattoo
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Poppy preventive strike
  12/18/25
Thanks.
180 community account
  12/18/25
Boom
Wonderful alpha
  12/18/25
whokebe
Odious splenetic nursing home
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: vengeful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Charismatic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating khaki water buffalo gas station

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood chad

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood chad

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood chad

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: big hominid trailer park

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Cheese-eating khaki water buffalo gas station

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Wine irradiated marketing idea national

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood chad

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: aqua arousing locale sound barrier

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: dark plaza nowag

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: dark plaza nowag

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: dark plaza nowag

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: metal address karate

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: black galvanic institution

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: vengeful step-uncle's house

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-absorbed range

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-absorbed range

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: big hominid trailer park

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-absorbed range

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: big hominid trailer park

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: black galvanic institution

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Cordovan balding private investor

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-absorbed range

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-absorbed range

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Kink-friendly self-absorbed range

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: big hominid trailer park

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: metal address karate

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: metal address karate

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: big hominid trailer park

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: big hominid trailer park

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: crusty grizzly giraffe trust fund

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: 180 community account

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: supple hell

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: laughsome french chef

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Lime abode rigor

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Shimmering nubile patrolman background story

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Vibrant carmine tattoo

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Poppy preventive strike

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: 180 community account

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Wonderful alpha

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Odious splenetic nursing home

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2id.#49519546)