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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Charismatic theatre
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Angry sanctuary
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
exciting pit
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
cerebral grizzly forum therapy
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Mind-boggling gas station
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
sapphire nursing home
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
Charismatic theatre
  04/28/21
...
Sexy Office Telephone
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
cerebral grizzly forum therapy
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
narrow-minded seedy liquid oxygen crackhouse
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Angry sanctuary
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
histrionic cyan house
  04/27/21
...
Orchid razzmatazz ceo
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Concupiscible base
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
cerebral grizzly forum therapy
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Concupiscible base
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Autistic Orchestra Pit
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
histrionic cyan house
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Swollen church building jew
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
...
bateful address
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Navy swashbuckling lodge windowlicker
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
big den gunner
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Charismatic theatre
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Navy swashbuckling lodge windowlicker
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Mind-boggling gas station
  08/15/22
...
Provocative Shrine Kitty Cat
  05/12/24
...
stimulating mediation
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
disgusting faggot firefighter
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
carmine jap nibblets
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
...
chartreuse diverse brethren
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
Razzle spruce new version roommate
  08/15/22
...
histrionic cyan house
  08/15/22
...
Charismatic theatre
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
Supple Lay International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Misanthropic mood dilemma
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
histrionic cyan house
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
ocher business firm
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Sexy Office Telephone
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Know-it-all haunted graveyard degenerate
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Charismatic theatre
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
sapphire nursing home
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Swollen church building jew
  04/28/21
lol
histrionic cyan house
  08/15/22
lol
Aquamarine up-to-no-good set
  08/15/22
...
Roblox
  11/02/25
...
Charismatic theatre
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Angry sanctuary
  08/15/22
...
arousing abode
  08/15/22
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Charismatic theatre
  02/07/24
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Fluffy death wish
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
arousing abode
  08/16/22
...
Charismatic theatre
  05/12/24
We survived.
Sexy Office Telephone
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
histrionic cyan house
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Glittery Property
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
Lemon pungent hospital
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
spectacular macaca
  05/12/24
...
Charismatic theatre
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
Aphrodisiac brunch
  11/17/24
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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Angry sanctuary

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: exciting pit

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: cerebral grizzly forum therapy

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: sapphire nursing home

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Sexy Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: cerebral grizzly forum therapy

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded seedy liquid oxygen crackhouse

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Angry sanctuary

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: histrionic cyan house

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Orchid razzmatazz ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible base

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: cerebral grizzly forum therapy

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible base

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Autistic Orchestra Pit

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: histrionic cyan house

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Swollen church building jew

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Navy swashbuckling lodge windowlicker

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: big den gunner

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Navy swashbuckling lodge windowlicker

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Provocative Shrine Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: stimulating mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: disgusting faggot firefighter

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: carmine jap nibblets

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: chartreuse diverse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Razzle spruce new version roommate

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: histrionic cyan house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Supple Lay International Law Enforcement Agency

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Misanthropic mood dilemma

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: histrionic cyan house

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: ocher business firm

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Sexy Office Telephone

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all haunted graveyard degenerate

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: sapphire nursing home

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Swollen church building jew

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: histrionic cyan house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine up-to-no-good set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Angry sanctuary

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: arousing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Fluffy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: arousing abode

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Charismatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Sexy Office Telephone

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: histrionic cyan house

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Glittery Property

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Lemon pungent hospital

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: spectacular macaca

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Charismatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2id.#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


Breakfast reminder

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