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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
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He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: ruby razzle address

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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
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Author: Naked twinkling death wish

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good bronze main people



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