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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Stirring Underhanded Volcanic Crater Ratface
"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#42882726) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Stirring Underhanded Volcanic Crater Ratface
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#42882731) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: silver self-centered preventive strike property
"You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#43194579) |
Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*
*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*
"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#49375859) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*
*sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#49376404) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
o it's clear brother.
on the other topic, i recall that when i'd receive a rambling voicemail from subordinates i'd delete it and leave a reply voicemail in a nice voice saying "um, your voicemail was still rambling at the 2-3 minute mark so i deleted it. please send me a new voicemail that is concise, with action items. pretend that a law-and-motion judge just asked you, "counsel, what relief are you seeking?" then the first time i'd see the subordinate i'd be nice and say "i wasn't being a prick i was just helping you hone your communication skills."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2id.#49376428) |
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