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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
walnut spot telephone
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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HOW much younger
Translucent gaming laptop
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11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
walnut spot telephone
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
walnut spot telephone
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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send her a dick pic
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Lemon new version
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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pearl fanboi
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haunting thriller coldplay fan
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Maniacal Black Woman
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startling ratface legal warrant
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laughing so hard at this
Titillating elastic band church
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Peach Range
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adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Sienna tantric set
  10/11/14
?
Idiotic base
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Sienna tantric set
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Beta electric home
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Costumed Abnormal School
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
rough-skinned striped hyena
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grizzly ungodly hunting ground bawdyhouse
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Translucent gaming laptop
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adventurous party of the first part
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beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/09/14
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Concupiscible patrolman business firm
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Hateful Massive Wagecucks
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
crusty locale
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Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
walnut spot telephone
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
wild fragrant toilet seat
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Motley flushed cruise ship coffee pot
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
wild fragrant toilet seat
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Spectacular house-broken bbw
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180
Slate mischievous idea he suggested locus
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180
unhinged ladyboy sanctuary
  10/09/14
180^180
pearl fanboi
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haunting thriller coldplay fan
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
pearl fanboi
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
pearl fanboi
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...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Translucent gaming laptop
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund
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...
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
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Idiotic base
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Underhanded shrine
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wildly underrated
aromatic main people jewess
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appetizing pale office doctorate
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aphrodisiac address
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
White Heady Corn Cake
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
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i have no recollection of posting in this thread
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
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sticky double fault private investor
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
?
scarlet french chef
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Shaky bearded site
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Drab Passionate Place Of Business Genital Piercing
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180
ivory filthpig azn
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
carnelian community account
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Idiotic base
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...
pearl fanboi
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beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Concupiscible patrolman business firm
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Concupiscible patrolman business firm
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
carnelian community account
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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And 10/10 xo women
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
deranged area generalized bond
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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adventurous party of the first part
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...
deranged area generalized bond
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Irradiated Market Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
walnut spot telephone
  10/09/14
lol
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/09/14
180
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
lmao
Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action
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tyft
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
Lol
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
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...
Chrome hairless useless brakes
  10/09/14
This is good.
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/09/14
180 billion
carnelian community account
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall
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...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
180 this is great
multi-colored institution indirect expression
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haunting thriller coldplay fan
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Smoky Mood Theater
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
cobalt orchestra pit rigpig
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
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(no fun guy)
Green shivering kitchen
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...
well-lubricated stage
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
insanely creepy alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
walnut spot telephone
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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insanely creepy alcoholic hell
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...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Comical sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/09/14
titcr
insanely creepy alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
...
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/09/14
...
haunting thriller coldplay fan
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
deranged area generalized bond
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Shaky bearded site
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
dashing bright lodge pozpig
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
walnut spot telephone
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Comical sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Comical sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Claret skinny woman turdskin
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
swashbuckling french national reading party
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
deranged area generalized bond
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Umber mentally impaired resort
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
deranged area generalized bond
  10/09/14
...
Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund
  10/10/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
...
insanely creepy alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/09/14
...
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/09/14
...
charismatic space
  10/12/14
1800000000
Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Kink-friendly rambunctious step-uncle's house rigor
  10/09/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Claret skinny woman turdskin
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
walnut spot telephone
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
fuckk me
walnut spot telephone
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
deranged area generalized bond
  10/09/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
insanely creepy alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Aggressive boyish station
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/09/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/09/14
...
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/10/14
...
carnelian community account
  10/09/14
i could see it
Idiotic base
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Floppy Impressive Boiling Water Juggernaut
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
pearl fanboi
  10/09/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Nighttime incel parlor
  06/27/16
...
lascivious public bath
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
deranged area generalized bond
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
jet-lagged spruce newt
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Diverse coral deer antler
  10/10/14
WTF?
Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
walnut spot telephone
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action
  10/10/14
...
Idiotic base
  10/10/14
120
Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night
  10/10/14
post the pic again
racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter
  10/10/14
...
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/10/14
...
deranged area generalized bond
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/10/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Canary medicated location cuck
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
walnut spot telephone
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Shaky bearded site
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
wild fragrant toilet seat
  10/10/14
...
Nofapping coiffed sandwich
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
fishy pocket flask old irish cottage
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Idiotic base
  10/10/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/10/14
...
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Salmon razzmatazz menage dog poop
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Idiotic base
  10/10/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/10/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
light rehab
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
White Heady Corn Cake
  10/10/14
180
hairraiser brunch
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
azure library scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
White Heady Corn Cake
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
pearl fanboi
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
talented people who are hurt
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
pearl fanboi
  10/10/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
pearl fanboi
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
fishy pocket flask old irish cottage
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Vivacious garrison circlehead
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
odious roommate hominid
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
omg
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
glassy university
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
navy ticket booth
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
lascivious public bath
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic base
  10/11/14
...
navy ticket booth
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Awkward Den
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Titillating elastic band church
  10/18/14
...
Vermilion Trip Plaza Friendly Grandma
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Alcoholic self-centered state
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Chest-beating yarmulke macaca
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
excitant principal's office
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
navy ticket booth
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
excitant principal's office
  10/11/14
...
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Underhanded shrine
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Nofapping coiffed sandwich
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
lmfao
crusty locale
  10/11/14
amazing
pea-brained contagious police squad multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/11/14
180
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/11/14
...
Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
soul-stirring puce nursing home
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Alcoholic self-centered state
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
navy ticket booth
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
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  10/11/14
Seriously.
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Chest-beating yarmulke macaca
  10/11/14
...
Awkward Den
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
glittery fuchsia travel guidebook therapy
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Slate mischievous idea he suggested locus
  03/28/16
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film
  10/11/14
...
razzle clown feces
  10/11/14
...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
plz poast
saffron native keepsake machete
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
razzle clown feces
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
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  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
For the love of god
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  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
fiercely-loyal athletic conference
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
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  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
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  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Nofapping coiffed sandwich
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
lol 180
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Sooty hyperventilating international law enforcement agency kitty
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
yellow crackhouse
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Sepia regret
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Sepia regret
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Translucent gaming laptop
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Exhilarant silver jew kitty cat
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Exhilarant silver jew kitty cat
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Carmine Background Story Forum
  10/11/14
keeping it real
yellow crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/11/14
cr
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  10/11/14
Amen.
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  10/11/14
lol cr
appetizing pale office doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
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  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/11/14
180
narrow-minded trailer park
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Mildly Autistic Topaz Meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/11/14
...
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
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  10/11/14
lol
onyx indian lodge
  10/11/14
underrated
Comical sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
180 Crystalline Idiot Pit
  10/12/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Ocher cerebral lay national security agency
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/11/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
lol
Outnumbered mad cow disease really tough guy
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
lascivious public bath
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Cracking karate
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy at-the-ready hospital
  10/11/14
180
fiercely-loyal athletic conference
  10/11/14
180
Translucent gaming laptop
  10/11/14
180
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Stimulating Jet Corner Personal Credit Line
  10/11/14
...
Rebellious degenerate giraffe
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
rough-skinned striped hyena
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic base
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
180
fiercely-loyal athletic conference
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
khaki cumskin
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
...
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
Go on...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
...
Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Lavender galvanic point becky
  10/11/14
...
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
khaki cumskin
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Lavender galvanic point becky
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/11/14
...
Awkward Den
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
supple senate
  10/12/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
...
180 Crystalline Idiot Pit
  10/12/14
...
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
glassy university
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
khaki cumskin
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
adventurous party of the first part
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Translucent gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
aqua milk box office
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
pearly crotch mexican
  10/11/14
...
aqua milk box office
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
...
Idiotic base
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Chrome hairless useless brakes
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Alcoholic self-centered state
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
glassy university
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Ruby casino
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
filthy roast beef ceo
  10/11/14
...
racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
Oh my
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
omg
clear disturbing tank
  10/11/14
...
gold whorehouse knife
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
...
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
clear disturbing tank
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Sexy emerald partner theatre
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
White Heady Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
filthy roast beef ceo
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
overrated tanning salon tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Vivacious garrison circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
charismatic space
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
azure library scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
red haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Drab Passionate Place Of Business Genital Piercing
  10/11/14
wtf
misunderstood weed whacker
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
naked nowag
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Vivacious garrison circlehead
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
naked nowag
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Cracking karate
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
White Heady Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
khaki cumskin
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
hairraiser brunch
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
khaki cumskin
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Vivacious garrison circlehead
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
khaki cumskin
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
pearl fanboi
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Cracking karate
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
dark
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
gaping
  11/21/15
...
Lavender galvanic point becky
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
gtfo
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
copper
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Alcoholic self-centered state
  10/11/14
?
Umber mentally impaired resort
  10/11/14
...
Lime
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
clear disturbing tank
  10/11/14
...
Lime
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Burgundy Prole
  10/11/14
lol
Spectacular house-broken bbw
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/12/14
180
Brilliant chad
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
walnut spot telephone
  10/11/14
120
Iridescent Insecure Masturbator
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Hilarious shitlib
  10/12/14
...
navy ticket booth
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/12/14
...
Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film
  12/06/14
...
navy ticket booth
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
walnut spot telephone
  10/12/14
Well!?
Chrome hairless useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
navy ticket booth
  10/12/14
plz respond
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
scarlet french chef
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Awkward Den
  10/12/14
Well?
azure library scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Flesh ape
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Umber mentally impaired resort
  10/12/14
180000000
fiercely-loyal athletic conference
  10/12/14
??
Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Vengeful Bat-shit-crazy Mediation
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
walnut spot telephone
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Umber mentally impaired resort
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Sick arousing windowlicker mother
  10/12/14
...
overrated tanning salon tattoo
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Lavender galvanic point becky
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
yellow crackhouse
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
please continue
180 Crystalline Idiot Pit
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Lavender galvanic point becky
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
cuckoldry
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
...
pearl fanboi
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
pearl fanboi
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Ruddy goyim
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
walnut spot telephone
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Ruddy goyim
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
walnut spot telephone
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
excitant principal's office
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
cuckoldry
  10/12/14
ty
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
cuckoldry
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Ruddy goyim
  10/12/14
And scene.
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/12/14
nigger
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Ruddy goyim
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Sepia regret
  10/12/14
...
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious garrison circlehead
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
ultramarine histrionic legend house
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Fantasy-prone
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
mustard trump supporter
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
misunderstood weed whacker
  10/12/14
You don't?
Motley flushed cruise ship coffee pot
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
walnut spot telephone
  10/12/14
...
Lavender galvanic point becky
  10/12/14
wtf
pearl fanboi
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
pearl fanboi
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/12/14
...
Hilarious shitlib
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
soul-stirring puce nursing home
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Wonderful property sound barrier
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
soul-stirring puce nursing home
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
vibrant slimy death wish center
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Idiotic base
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Shaky bearded site
  10/12/14
...
rough-skinned striped hyena
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Claret skinny woman turdskin
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
duck-like henna gay wizard piazza
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
pearl fanboi
  10/12/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
dark
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
red haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
cuckoldry
  10/12/14
...
gaping
  11/21/15
...
Sinister
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Maniacal Black Woman
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
lascivious public bath
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Fighting twisted
  10/12/14
180
stain
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Milky
  10/31/16
...
gaping
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
flatulent blood rage
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
sable
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Rebellious degenerate giraffe
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Shaky bearded site
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Titillating elastic band church
  10/18/14
...
gaping
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
azure library scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
charismatic space
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Cracking karate
  10/13/14
?
charismatic space
  10/13/14
...
Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams
  10/27/14
...
cuckoldry
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
White Heady Corn Cake
  12/06/14
...
pearl fanboi
  04/07/15
...
Rebellious degenerate giraffe
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
  04/22/15
...
Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action
  05/17/15
...
Olive Sex Offender
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage
  08/18/15
update?
Tan angry fortuitous meteor
  10/06/15
...
Amethyst high-end
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
cuckoldry
  10/11/15
...
clear disturbing tank
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
codepig headpube
  10/12/15
bump
Umber mentally impaired resort
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Startled anal stock car
  11/25/15
...
pearl fanboi
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
pearl fanboi
  12/27/15
...
Olive Sex Offender
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
domesticated hissy fit
  03/10/16
...
well-lubricated stage
  03/28/16
...
Peach Range
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
pistol depressive
  06/27/16
...
charismatic space
  08/21/16
...
Sapphire
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
pearl fanboi
  08/22/16
...
aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
deep foreskin
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Rusted potus
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
deep foreskin
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio
  09/13/16
...
adventurous party of the first part
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio
  09/13/16
Game of ""
confused half-breed
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio
  09/13/16
...
son of senegal
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Sapphire
  09/13/16
...
Amethyst high-end
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Bearded abode
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Shaky bearded site
  10/31/16
:-)
dead frozen alpha
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
pearl fanboi
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
dead frozen alpha
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Slap-happy
  10/31/16
...
gaping
  10/09/18
...
rough-skinned striped hyena
  11/21/16
...
pearl fanboi
  01/10/17
...
Poppy
  02/04/17
...
rough-skinned striped hyena
  02/04/17
...
dead frozen alpha
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
know-it-all love of her life
  02/04/17
...
dead frozen alpha
  02/04/17
...
dead frozen alpha
  02/04/17
...
Slap-happy
  02/05/17
...
dead frozen alpha
  02/08/17
...
pungent dopamine persian
  06/28/17
...
Avocado psychic
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
know-it-all love of her life
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
glassy university
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
federal goal in life
  12/18/17
...
Amber Cuckold Round Eye
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
marketing idea
  01/06/18
...
son of senegal
  02/06/18
...
pea-brained contagious police squad multi-billionaire
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Slap-happy
  10/06/18
4 year bump
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
jade
  10/09/18
...
unhinged ladyboy sanctuary
  10/17/18
...
Useless
  05/19/19
...
Vermilion Trip Plaza Friendly Grandma
  05/19/19
...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/14/19
...
pearl fanboi
  05/05/20
...
judgmental gay dysfunction
  06/28/20
...
rose
  06/29/20
...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  07/10/20
...
aphrodisiac address
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Misanthropic irate puppy
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Honey-headed preventive strike
  10/10/20
TITCR
Blue messiness
  02/17/21
...
jade
  10/08/21
...
plum
  02/17/21
...
Mauve Antidepressant Drug
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
dashing bright lodge pozpig
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Bronze Factory Reset Button Nibblets
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Bronze Factory Reset Button Nibblets
  10/11/21
...
jade
  10/07/22
...
Purple Sneaky Criminal
  12/02/21
...
elite pisswyrm
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
toaster
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
deep foreskin
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Violet selfie
  10/10/22
...
Purple Sneaky Criminal
  10/10/22
...
up-to-no-good dun lettuce
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Purple Sneaky Criminal
  11/23/22
...
Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king
  05/06/23
...
gaped
  05/06/23
Time flies
Snowy
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
codepig headpube
  05/06/23
...
elite pisswyrm
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
toaster
  10/09/23
...
Peach Range
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
yapping
  10/09/23
...
Slap-happy
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
turquoise stubborn
  10/20/23
...
Slap-happy
  10/20/23
...
dead frozen alpha
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
  10/20/23
...
Purple Sneaky Criminal
  10/20/23
...
jade
  10/20/23
...
dull
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Embarrassed to the bone
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
walnut spot telephone
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Sinister
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Bronze Factory Reset Button Nibblets
  10/13/25
...
lilac associate
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Curious Bat Shit Crazy Brethren Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive bistre volcanic crater quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Hateful Massive Wagecucks

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Lemon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Church Building

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Lemon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Bearded abode

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hateful Massive Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: haunting thriller coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: violent citrine halford famous landscape painting



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: startling ratface legal warrant



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Titillating elastic band church

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Peach Range

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: lilac associate



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Sienna tantric set

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Idiotic base

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Sienna tantric set

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Beta electric home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Costumed Abnormal School

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: rough-skinned striped hyena

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: grizzly ungodly hunting ground bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Iridescent Insecure Masturbator

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible patrolman business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hateful Massive Wagecucks

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: crusty locale

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: wild fragrant toilet seat

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Bateful chapel electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Motley flushed cruise ship coffee pot

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: wild fragrant toilet seat

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Slate mischievous idea he suggested locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: unhinged ladyboy sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: haunting thriller coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Underhanded shrine

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: aromatic main people jewess

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: appetizing pale office doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: White Heady Corn Cake

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: sticky double fault private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Idiotic base

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: scarlet french chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Idiotic base

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Shaky bearded site

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Drab Passionate Place Of Business Genital Piercing

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: ivory filthpig azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: carnelian community account

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Idiotic base

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible patrolman business firm

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible patrolman business firm

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: carnelian community account

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Market Mad-dog Skullcap

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Idiotic base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Chrome hairless useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: carnelian community account

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: multi-colored institution indirect expression

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: haunting thriller coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Smoky Mood Theater

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: cobalt orchestra pit rigpig

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Green shivering kitchen

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic hell

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Umber mentally impaired resort

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic hell

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: haunting thriller coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Shaky bearded site

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: dashing bright lodge pozpig

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Claret skinny woman turdskin

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling french national reading party

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Umber mentally impaired resort

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: charismatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Idiotic base

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Idiotic base

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly rambunctious step-uncle's house rigor

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Claret skinny woman turdskin

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Idiotic base

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Idiotic base

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy alcoholic hell

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Aggressive boyish station

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: carnelian community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Idiotic base

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy Impressive Boiling Water Juggernaut

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Nighttime incel parlor

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: lascivious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: jet-lagged spruce newt

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Diverse coral deer antler

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: deranged area generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Canary medicated location cuck

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Shaky bearded site

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: wild fragrant toilet seat

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Nofapping coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: fishy pocket flask old irish cottage

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Idiotic base

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Salmon razzmatazz menage dog poop

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Idiotic base

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: light rehab

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: White Heady Corn Cake

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: hairraiser brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: azure library scourge upon the earth

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: White Heady Corn Cake

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: talented people who are hurt

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: fishy pocket flask old irish cottage

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Vivacious garrison circlehead

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: odious roommate hominid

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: walnut spot telephone

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: glassy university

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: navy ticket booth

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: lascivious public bath

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: navy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Awkward Den

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Titillating elastic band church

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Vermilion Trip Plaza Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic self-centered state

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Chest-beating yarmulke macaca

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: excitant principal's office

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: navy ticket booth

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: excitant principal's office

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Underhanded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Nofapping coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: crusty locale

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: pea-brained contagious police squad multi-billionaire

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Flirting Orange Heaven Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring puce nursing home

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic self-centered state

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: navy ticket booth

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating yarmulke macaca

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Awkward Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: glittery fuchsia travel guidebook therapy

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Slate mischievous idea he suggested locus

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: razzle clown feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: saffron native keepsake machete

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: razzle clown feces

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: walnut spot telephone

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal athletic conference

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Bossy slippery theater stage dragon

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Nofapping coiffed sandwich

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Sooty hyperventilating international law enforcement agency kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: yellow crackhouse

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Sepia regret

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Sepia regret

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant silver jew kitty cat

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant silver jew kitty cat

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Carmine Background Story Forum

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: yellow crackhouse

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Soggy bisexual voyeur stead

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Metal demanding gunner jap

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: appetizing pale office doctorate

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Topaz Meetinghouse

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: pearl fanboi

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: onyx indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Comical sweet tailpipe

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: 180 Crystalline Idiot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral lay national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered mad cow disease really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: lascivious public bath

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Cracking karate

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy at-the-ready hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Jet Corner Personal Credit Line

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Rebellious degenerate giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: rough-skinned striped hyena

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic point becky

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic point becky

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Awkward Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: supple senate

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: 180 Crystalline Idiot Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: glassy university

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  aqua milk box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  pearly crotch mexican

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  aqua milk box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Idiotic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Chrome hairless useless brakes

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic self-centered state

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: glassy university

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Ruby casino

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  filthy roast beef ceo

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: racy crimson hairy legs faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: clear disturbing tank

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  gold whorehouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: clear disturbing tank

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Sexy emerald partner theatre

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: White Heady Corn Cake

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  filthy roast beef ceo

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  overrated tanning salon tattoo

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Vivacious garrison circlehead

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: charismatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: azure library scourge upon the earth

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: red haunted graveyard

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Drab Passionate Place Of Business Genital Piercing

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  misunderstood weed whacker

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: naked nowag

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Vivacious garrison circlehead

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: naked nowag

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Cracking karate

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: White Heady Corn Cake

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: hairraiser brunch

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Vivacious garrison circlehead

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: khaki cumskin

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Big Gas Station Fat Ankles

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Cracking karate

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  dark

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  gaping

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic point becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  copper

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic self-centered state

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Umber mentally impaired resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Lime



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  Twinkling Uncleanness

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  Twinkling Uncleanness

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: clear disturbing tank

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Lime



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Burgundy Prole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Spectacular house-broken bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Brilliant chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Iridescent Insecure Masturbator

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Hilarious shitlib

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: navy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Violent Cocky Pervert Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: navy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: 

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: 

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: walnut spot telephone

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Chrome hairless useless brakes

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: navy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: scarlet french chef

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Awkward Den

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: azure library scourge upon the earth

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Flesh ape

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Umber mentally impaired resort

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal athletic conference

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Vengeful Bat-shit-crazy Mediation

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: walnut spot telephone

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Umber mentally impaired resort

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Sick arousing windowlicker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  overrated tanning salon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic point becky

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: yellow crackhouse

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle infuriating hall

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring Disrespectful Internal Respiration Queen Of The Night

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: 180 Crystalline Idiot Pit

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting Offensive Temple Boistinker

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic point becky

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  cuckoldry

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Ruddy goyim

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Ruddy goyim

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: excitant principal's office

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  cuckoldry

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  cuckoldry

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Ruddy goyim

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Ruddy goyim

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Sepia regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Vivacious garrison circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: ultramarine histrionic legend house

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: mustard trump supporter

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  misunderstood weed whacker

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Motley flushed cruise ship coffee pot

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Lavender galvanic point becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Hilarious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce nursing home

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Wonderful property sound barrier

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring puce nursing home

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: vibrant slimy death wish center

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Idiotic base

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Shaky bearded site

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Claret skinny woman turdskin

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: duck-like henna gay wizard piazza

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  dark

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: red haunted graveyard

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Impertinent marvelous boltzmann water buffalo

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  cuckoldry

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  Sinister



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Maniacal Black Woman

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: lascivious public bath

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed pink liquid oxygen

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mental disorder dingle berry

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Fighting twisted

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Milky

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: flatulent blood rage

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: sable

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Rebellious degenerate giraffe

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Shaky bearded site

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Titillating elastic band church

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: azure library scourge upon the earth

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Candlestick Maker Field

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: charismatic space

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Cracking karate

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: charismatic space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Autistic cordovan immigrant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: White Heady Corn Cake

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Rebellious degenerate giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: 

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic faggotry affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Olive Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Twinkling Organic Girlfriend Stage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Tan angry fortuitous meteor

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Amethyst high-end



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  cuckoldry

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: clear disturbing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  codepig headpube

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Umber mentally impaired resort

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Startled anal stock car

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: pearl fanboi

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Olive Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  domesticated hissy fit

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Peach Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  pistol depressive

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: charismatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Sapphire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: pearl fanboi

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: deep foreskin

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Rusted potus

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: deep foreskin

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: confused half-breed

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: aquamarine self-absorbed digit ratio

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Sapphire

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Amethyst high-end



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Bearded abode

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Shaky bearded site

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: pearl fanboi

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: rough-skinned striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Poppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: rough-skinned striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: know-it-all love of her life

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  pungent dopamine persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Avocado psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: 

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: 

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: know-it-all love of her life

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: glassy university

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: federal goal in life

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Amber Cuckold Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  marketing idea

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: pea-brained contagious police squad multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: 

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: jade

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: unhinged ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Useless



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Vermilion Trip Plaza Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: pearl fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: judgmental gay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: rose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Misanthropic irate puppy

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Honey-headed preventive strike

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Blue messiness

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: jade



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  plum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Mauve Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: dashing bright lodge pozpig

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Bronze Factory Reset Button Nibblets

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Bronze Factory Reset Button Nibblets

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: jade



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Purple Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  toaster

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: deep foreskin

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Violet selfie

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Purple Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dun lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Purple Sneaky Criminal

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: gaped



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Snowy

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  codepig headpube

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: elite pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  toaster

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Peach Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: yapping

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: turquoise stubborn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46962948)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: dead frozen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46962972)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Purple Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: jade



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: dull



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: walnut spot telephone

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Cerise hot dilemma philosopher-king

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  Sinister

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Bronze Factory Reset Button Nibblets

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: lilac associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2id.#49533771)