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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
bearded forum
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
bat-shit-crazy lascivious water buffalo
  04/24/26
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contagious bisexual sex offender
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
At-the-ready menage
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
duck-like sound barrier
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Citrine Beady-eyed School Cafeteria Stock Car
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
duck-like sound barrier
  04/24/26
Link?
Citrine Beady-eyed School Cafeteria Stock Car
  04/24/26
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bearded forum
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
crimson filthpig lodge
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Nofapping locus
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
crimson filthpig lodge
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
Aqua National Quadroon
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Odious mauve goal in life preventive strike
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Cocky Step-uncle's House
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Filthy Stage Psychic
  04/24/26
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Geriatric Karate
  04/24/26
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glittery soggy station
  04/24/26
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Geriatric Karate
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Nofapping locus
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
At-the-ready menage
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: bearded forum

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839401)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lascivious water buffalo

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: contagious bisexual sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839416)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready menage

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: duck-like sound barrier

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Citrine Beady-eyed School Cafeteria Stock Car

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: duck-like sound barrier

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Citrine Beady-eyed School Cafeteria Stock Car

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: bearded forum

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: crimson filthpig lodge

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Nofapping locus

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: crimson filthpig lodge

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Aqua National Quadroon

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Odious mauve goal in life preventive strike

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Cocky Step-uncle's House

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Filthy Stage Psychic

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Geriatric Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839716)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: glittery soggy station



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Geriatric Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Nofapping locus

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready menage

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2id.#49839738)