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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Territorial fluffy meetinghouse volcanic crater It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Drab Autistic Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: red national mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: hilarious degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Snowy Range did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Disgusting adventurous weed whacker house "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Charcoal nudist base gaping (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: canary hairraiser psychic locale "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: bistre abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Wonderful Home Gaming Laptop (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Territorial fluffy meetinghouse volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: curious giraffe who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Territorial fluffy meetinghouse volcanic crater Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: curious giraffe whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Territorial fluffy meetinghouse volcanic crater CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Exhilarant Submissive Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: garnet violent hunting ground quadroon 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: seedy bisexual turdskin "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Exhilarant Submissive Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: navy coiffed sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2id.#49335487) |