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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
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shaky alcoholic garrison
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Emerald Disgusting Tattoo
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
shaky alcoholic garrison
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Laughsome station ape
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Exciting dilemma
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Massive brilliant office
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flesh school
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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passionate embarrassed to the bone weed whacker
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Up-to-no-good heaven crotch
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passionate embarrassed to the bone weed whacker
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Massive brilliant office
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Diverse beta keepsake machete sneaky criminal
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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passionate embarrassed to the bone weed whacker
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Emerald Disgusting Tattoo
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
puce orchestra pit
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puce orchestra pit
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
sable gaming laptop hell
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cerebral pozpig dragon
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Spectacular violet locus love of her life
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
vibrant wine stage rigpig
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Hairraiser Police Squad
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mauve school cafeteria
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Spectacular violet locus love of her life
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
motley scarlet address
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
haunting pearly locale philosopher-king
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Exciting dilemma
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Lawman8 weeping
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  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
cerebral pozpig dragon
  11/14/19
historically important thread
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transparent theater deer antler
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: shaky alcoholic garrison



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Emerald Disgusting Tattoo

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: shaky alcoholic garrison

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Laughsome station ape

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Exciting dilemma

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Massive brilliant office



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fighting Elastic Band Menage



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: chestnut library telephone



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: flesh school



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: haunting pearly locale philosopher-king

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone weed whacker



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good heaven crotch



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone weed whacker



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: navy apoplectic tanning salon

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Massive brilliant office



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Diverse beta keepsake machete sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: wonderful metal cumskin organic girlfriend

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: orchid giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fighting Elastic Band Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Emerald Disgusting Tattoo

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: puce orchestra pit

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: puce orchestra pit



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop hell

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy indian lodge hominid

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Spectacular violet locus love of her life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: vibrant wine stage rigpig

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser Police Squad

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: mauve school cafeteria



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Spectacular violet locus love of her life

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: motley scarlet address

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: haunting pearly locale philosopher-king

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Exciting dilemma

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish splenetic rigor

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Adventurous Hideous Community Account Cruise Ship



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: sable gaming laptop hell

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: transparent theater deer antler



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: cerebral pozpig dragon

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2id.#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: arousing church



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